Wednesday, January 23, 2019

SNL Second Stringer Offers BJs for Beatings

SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex for Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid
A Saturday Night Live comedy writer responded to the media’s false story about the Covington High kids by offering oral sex to anyone who punches them in the face.

“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Sarah Beattie.
 Whoever? Boy, does that open the  door to mischief.
“Interesting,” Matt Crouch responded, “so you’re willing to offer fellatio to someone who punches a minor in the face?” “Madonna offered the same thing to guys who voted for Obama… Guess it’s part of that “me too” thing. The women on the left are seriously messed up,” said another respondent.

The tweet was quickly deleted after a backlash, although others about the same issue remain up, including one which states, “oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented.”

Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.”
At last she has one thing right.

One of his high school buddies should arrange to punch him consensually, and then try to collect on the bet.

The Wombat was a little late with Rule 5 Monday: Elizabeth Pipko this week.

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