Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Science Resizes Megalodon

They made it bigger! At Palaeontologia electronica: Otodus megalodon vertebrae from Denmark, "Rediscovery of the associated gigantic vertebrae of the extinct megatooth shark, Otodus megalodon, from the Upper Miocene Gram Formation in Denmark, and comments on its paleobiological significance and the maximum possible size of the species."

Abstract:

The extinct megatooth shark, Otodus megalodon, is an iconic Neogene shark that may have reached as much as 24.3 m in total length (TL). The 24.3 m TL estimate was partly based on published photographs of an associated set of vertebrae from the Upper Miocene Gram Formation in Gram, Denmark, some of which allegedly had a diameter of 23 cm. Here, we report on the rediscovery of the specimen, which was thought to be lost, confirming the reported maximum diameter of 23 cm.

 

Those vertebrae co-occurred with remains of a cetorhinid (basking shark), but the morphology and size assessments of the vertebrae suggest that they belong to O. megalodon, with the possibility that the cetorhinid remains represent stomach content of the megatooth shark. The vertebral specimen of O. megalodon was also used to decipher its ontogenetic growth patterns, and this study suggests that this specific individual had the potential to grow even slightly larger than 24.3 m. However, the growth model presented in this work must be viewed as highly tentative. Nevertheless, the O. megalodon specimen described herein is significant because it represents the largest shark vertebral specimen known to date, and quite possibly even the largest non-tetrapod vertebrae ever recorded. Ultimately, a more complete skeletal specimen of O. megalodon, ideally with associated teeth, is required for any further discussion on the maximum possible size of the fossil species.

For those reluctant to use Euroweenie units 24.3 m equals 79.7 ft, and 23 cm equals about 9 inches. That's a big fish. Our biggest Meg tooth is just about 4.5 inches, although the world record is about 7 inches. We have a vertebra that might be a Meg, (it's hard to be sure, but at least it was a large lamnid shark), that's about 3 inches.

Flotsam and Jetsam - More Fauci Follies Follow

The last honest lawyer, Jonathan Turley notices The Media Takes the Fifth and Denounces Those Questioning Fauci as an “Assault on Science.” Sundance at CTH hosts Sunday Talks – CNN’s Dana Bash Beclowns Herself Defending Fauci, Censorship, Govt Fraud and Weaponizing Viruses, During Confrontation with HHS Secretary RFK Jr. At Althouse, RFK Jr. excoriates Dana Bash: "You're talking nonsense. You're making assertions. You can't support it. And then when I call you on them, they're you're telling me I'm arguing...." PoIiMath @politicalmath, "I am no RFK fan, but he's no more responsible for the measles outbreak in the US than he is for the much worse measles outbreak in Canada." Quote The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline, "Bash: "Do you accept some responsibility for this measles outbreak?" RFK: "Absolutely not…Did I cause those measles outbreaks?" Bash: "You're the most famous vaccine skeptic on the planet."" Matt Vespa at TownHall thinks This Could Have Been the Reason Why Fauci Took the Fifth Over 100 Times "It was pride. He didn’t want to be subjected to three hours of him tearing down his temple, especially when it came to the legal loophole the Obama administration left him to tinker with these viruses that created so much havoc." Mike Fumento at Am Spec, Fifth Amendment Fauci’s Narcissism Destroyed Faith in Scientific Methodology. "Congress may be investigating COVID, but the deeper scandal is how one bureaucrat reshaped science into dogma." It still works, if they bother to follow it. At his NYPo gig Insty opines on Fauci’s follies — time to toss the ‘science is settled’ groupthink. PJM's Kevin Downey calls COVID-19 Fauci's Holocaust. At CNN, Dr. Ashish Jha on COVID-19: 'It probably was a lab leak' "Former Biden White House COVID-19 Response Coordinator, Dr. Ashish Jha, tells Dana Bash, "When I went into the White House, my view was this was almost surely a natural outbreak, maybe a lab leak. Based on information I learned and based on information I've seen, I have come to conclude that it is more likely to have been a lab leak."" At Hat Hair VIP, Chris Toto noted Late-Night Hacks Did Exactly What We Expected Re: FauciGate. Late night hacks gonna hack. At Pirate's Cove, Bill Teach hears Louisiana Joins Investigation Into Fauci After His 5th Amendment Hearing, "Louisiana AG says state will investigate Fauci after Senate hearing, "Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill (R) said her state will investigate Dr. Anthony Fauci after a recent fiery Senate hearing where the former chief White House medical adviser pleaded the Fifth Amendment in response to questions from Republican lawmakers. In a post on the social platform X on Saturday, Murrill said that “Louisiana and Missouri deposed Dr. Fauci.” “At the time, he claimed to not recall many key details of his own actions and now we are discovering contemporaneous records he kept,” she added. “Louisiana will join Alabama & Florida in investigating Fauci and whether he committed any other offenses that could be pursued in our State courts.”" Driscoll at Insty, thinks REPRISALS WOULD BE A GOOD START: Marc J. Randazza @marcorandazza, "What happened 6 years ago: “get over it” What someone else did 400 years ago: “give me free shit and no accountability forever”" Quote Grinch @Uncatfishable, "Y’all still mad about a lockdown from 6/7 years ago that saved millions of lives. Fucking idiots." John Davidson at Da Fed asserts Unless Fauci Is Held Accountable, America Will Never Recover From His Lies. Never is a long time.

From AMAC, President Trump Fixes Biden’s Mess on Medicare Drug Premiums. "The Trump administration is doing the right thing by fixing a totally unworkable Biden-era Medicare subsidy program. The hysterical reaction from the left should be seen for what it is – nothing more than another shameful election-season scare tactic."

News Wax reports Darline Graham Backs Trump Agenda in Senate Debut. Good. I worried she might be a little squishy. I still do.

Jordan Schachtel at Am Great thinks AI Will Save the U.S. Economy "The pace of innovation is unlike anything we’ve ever seen." But can it save us from an overweening government stealing the gains? Sarah Anderson at PJM sees Javier Milei Just Proposed a Great Idea. Every Government Should Follow His Lead. "Essentially, if the Argentine national government runs a fiscal deficit for several months in a row, the Congress receives a warning that it has a matter of weeks to fix it. If it doesn't hit the deadline, the "shackle" activates automatically, and the political class will be the ones impacted. Here's what happens: 1. Non-essential government functions are suspended (hello, government shutdown). 2. All new spending is frozen and will not be authorized until the problem is resolved. 3. No new contracts can be awarded. 4. No new public-sector employees can be hired. 5. Discretionary transfers to the provinces are halted. And last but not least, the best part: 6. The salaries of the top politicians stop completely. The vice president, ministers, secretaries, undersecretaries, national senators, national deputies, and even El presidente himself will not receive a dime of taxpayer money until they solve the problem." Great ideas, too bad Congress would never allow it. Sundance at CTH points out Manufacturing Index Reflects Continued Strong Growth – Highest in 4 Years and Secretary Rubio Discusses Global Challenges and Hints Toward the Never Asked Question: "why have your views changed so dramatically in the past two years, and/or are you just playing a role." At Oil Price.com, Guyana’s Oil Boom Matters More Than Ever. "In a surprise development, the tiny South American nation of Guyana recently emerged as a major oil exporter. In a mere four years, the former British colony of one million went from first discovery to first oil. Guyana has cemented its place among South America’s leading oil producers, pumping nearly one million barrels per day, making it the continent’s third-largest oil producer. The rapid expansion of Guyana’s offshore oil industry will enhance energy security in the Americas at a crucial time, with heightened Middle East tensions sharply impacting global supply." At WUWT, Joe Fournier Blames Canada’s Terrible Regulations For Wildfires Ruining America’s Summer.

Matt Vespa says Oh, So Get a Load of the Judge Who Tossed Trump's NJ Lawsuit Over Its Voter Database "U.S. District Judge Zahid Quraishi granted a motion to dismiss filed by Lt. Gov. Dale Caldwell, who also serves as secretary of state, and rejected the U.S. Department of Justice’s expansive interpretation of the Civil Rights Act of 1960... What do you expect from a jurist with this donation history? But even worse, this gobbledygook on Trump’s immigration agenda in February (via NYT):"

At News Wax, Report: US, Iran Near Deal to Open Strait of Hormuz for 60 Days. Cameron Arcand at TownHall hears Trump Halts Massive Iran Attack Plan. Here's Why. "The president reportedly spoke with Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman on Saturday, who cautioned against massive strikes on the Islamic Republic, CNN reported." Don't listen. Keep pressure on the IRGC and mullahs. As PJM's Stephen Kruiser notes, Iran War Continues to Be Whatever Anyone Wants It to Be. "Iran has been the big, bad, moneybags wolf in the Middle East for a very long time, and the psycho clerics who run it are not amused by the idea of being kneecapped by the Great Satan. This was never going to be easy."

From Pirate's Cove, Oh Noes, MAGA Seizes On Mamdani’s Grocery Stores Requiring ID. Frank @richardrahl1086, "I was reliably told by Democrats that people poor people, the ones that would theoretically benefit most from these stores, do not have ID nor the means to obtain ID." Quote Kevin Bass @kevinnbass, "They refuse to require ID to vote. But they will require ID to use the government grocery store." PJM's Matt Margolis thinks Mamdani's Grocery Stores Expose the Democrats' Biggest Voter ID Lie and Bob Spencer believes In Mamdani’s New York, It’s 1933 All Over Again. Even Politico admits Democratic discontent with Mamdani mounts in New York City’s outer boroughs. John Sexton at Hat Hair hears Galloway: 'He's Implying We've Done Something Wrong' "He posted a list of 900,000 people, implying they'd all done something wrong, but only sent letters to 17,000 of them. That's less than 2 percent. Put another way, 98 percent of the people on the list got doxed for no reason other than Mamdani's desire to demonize them." From NYPo, NYC to unveil new Columbus statue as group sidesteps Mamdani’s middle finger

Tim O'Brien at PJM says Latest Polls Indicate That the ‘Michigan Problem’ Will Likely Be on the Ballot in November. Reddit Lies @reddit_lies, "Socialists realizing the working class isn't with them is something special." Atop Da Hill, Carville rips Piker: ‘If he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I’m out of here.’ Joe Chalfant at PJM, Texas Democrat Johnny Garcia Hides James Talarico's Endorsement From His Campaign Website. Teri Christoph at RedState says Wait, Are Those Tears? Seattle's Socialist Mayor Cracks As Even the Lefty Media Turns on Her. At Althouse regarding Madison WI, "Seattle went though this years back. A whole block, lots of people. The city just gave it a little time and then one morning at about 4am..." ""... came in and announced the street will be cleaned in 10 minutes and everyone had to get out. They just rolled trucks down and tossed everything away and that was that. I think Madison will just need to do the same here. Let people do their thing for a bit, then wipe it clean and everyone moves on."Says a commenter at the Reddit post, "A stroll through the autonomous zone. Who is responsible for bringing out all these porta-potties?"" At RCD, They’re Coming for the Military. CBD at Ace's expounds on The Unalloyed Evil Of The Welfare State. NYPo goes Inside New York’s medical fraud capital where often empty senior centers bill Medicaid $100M-a-year for patients. Cathy Salgado, A ‘Transgender’ Funeral Director, Organ Buckets, and Millions in Theft.

PJM's Cathy Salgado is happy to report DHS Deported 1.46 Million Aliens in the Last 12 Months. It's a start. From Pirate's Cove, Detentions For Illegals Hit Record High In July. Ben Weingarten at Am Mind, After Barbara: Illegal Aliens and the Census, Part II. At Compact, Sam Munson explains How Immigration Created a Two-Tier Legal System. Sundance hosts DHS Secretary Mullin Discusses Immigration Reform, Workforce and Deportation "DHS Secretary: "Is immigration reform possible? No.""

From the Euro Con, More Than 1,500 Migrants Swim Into Spain as Ceuta Is Overwhelmed. State of the Day has State of Friday: BODIES + ‘SO MANY RIGHT WINGERS’ "Tens of thousands of military-aged men streamed over the border. At least five Facebook pages (now taken down) were coordinating the crowds. Literal truckloads of people were driven up to the border and dumped." Sundance, Nick Shirley Went to Ceuta, Spain, and almost got knifed. Quotulatiousness wonders is The Ceuta invasion a tipping point? At Spiked, Europe is suicidally complacent about the Islamist threat. "The Paris stabbing suspect said Allah made him do it. So why do the authorities say there’s no Islamist motive?" One can be both Islamist and crazy; in fact, it's kind of a natural fit. Beege Wellborn at Hat Hair examines The Massachusetts Muslim Protection Racket and New Prime Minister Burnham Has a Prisoner Problem on His Hands.

Greg Lukianoff at the Eternally Radical Idea sees Europe v ‘hate speech’ continues! Self-censorship in the classroom! Deepfakes! & more!

At Mediaite Rosie O’Donnell Calls Trump a ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Convicted Sexual Rapist’ With No Pushback From Ana Navarro, now that she's returned to the US, and back on The View. Tim O'Brien wonders Did Tucker Carlson Just Host the First Meeting of 'The Lincoln Project 2.0'? "Posing for the camera around the table are Carlson; Marjorie Taylor Greene and her husband, news presenter Brian Glenn; Joe Kent and his wife, Heather, a former reality TV personality; and Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) and his wife, former congressional staffer Carolyn Moffa."

John Sexton continues the story of the Star Academic at Cambridge who Can't Back Up His Own Stories. Driscoll calls him JASON GUMP: Cambridge professor made impossible claim he was on Seven Up. Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi, "That there’s even a controversy about this story is incredible. If a Cambridge prof can plagiarize this carelessly and get away with it for years, and still have defenders, shows academia is totally broken." Quote Jesse Singal @jessesingal, "1/ In addition to the document's plagiarism, the title of Arday's PhD thesis has a grammatical error -- he puts an apostrophe after "teachers" that shouldn't be there -- that is repeated dozens or hundreds of times throughout the document." Campus Reform explores How college graduates became more likely to vote Democrat. "Once a Republican-leaning voting bloc, college graduates now overwhelmingly favor Democrats as campuses expand progressive activism beyond the humanities. The rise of student debt, declining confidence in higher education, and the spread of identity-based programming have coincided with a dramatic political realignment among college graduates." The College Fix reports Oklahoma colleges face federal complaint over nursing scholarship only for Native Americans and U. Tampa English professor claims Trump’s words contribute to declining support for trans rights. So? Hat Hair's Betsey McCaughey looks at Teachers Union Brainwashing. Teri Christoph again, Beautiful: Cornell Brat Who Refused to Work With Jews Gets Brutal Life Lesson From Mom and Dad. New York Post @nypost, "Parents kick Jew-hating Cornell student Austin Franco out of house, but Ivy welcomes him back." "They told The Post that they found their son’s behavior reprehensible — and believe he’s fallen victim to dark online influences." At the Tennessean, 'White. Blonde. Jew' author says store canceled event amid backlash.

Jackson Thompson @JackThompsonFOX, "Fever coach Stephanie White is asked her stance on males playing in women's sports. "I wouldn't really say that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint. I don't ever believe that exclusion is the answer." She then opens up on "frustration" over the debate being tied to the team lately, as they are playing their second game in a row with a rally celebrating Sophie Cunningham's stance for protecting women's sports." Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth, "More people would pay to see Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark play a game of HORSE than would pay to see the rest of the WNBA play all of their games combined." Quote New York Post @nypost, "Fever coach Stephanie White admits 'frustration' with lingering Sophie Cunningham drama." Clay Travis @ClayTravis, "Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million," and Clay Travis @ClayTravis, "I am not kidding about this. I am prepared to buy a @wnba expansion franchise and locate them in Nashville. I pledge to have a 100% trans team, all men who identify as women. I will also employ a 100% trans coaching staff. Most inclusive team in history!" Quote Clay Travis @ClayTravis "WNBA coach says men should be able to play in the WNBA. Finally! Where is my franchise, @wnba? My team will be 100% trans. The Travis owned Nashville Balls will be the most inclusive women’s/men’s team in WNBA history. Stop discriminating against us!"

Tuesday Tanlines


, At Fox: Jessica Simpson celebrates turning 46 tanning in a bikini and reveals her childrenhave never seen her perform, "The self-described 'sun lover' shared a poolside selfie while preparing for her return to the stage after years."
Jessica Simpson celebrated 46 exactly how a self-described "sun lover" would. The singer marked the occasion with a close-up selfie showing her tanning in a black-and-white polka-dot bikini, simply captioning the photo, "💫46💫 July 10/26." Simpson reclined beneath a purple crocheted cover while wearing oval dark sunglasses. Her blonde hair was styled in a loose side braid, and she accessorized the polka-dot bikini with layered turquoise bead necklaces, a square green pendant, dangling stone earrings and stacked bracelets."

Page 6, Jessica Simpson finally addresses rumors she once spent $1,000 a week on tanning “No, $1,000? Gosh. I’d rather have lain out in the sun.”

Not bad for 46. 

Monday, August 3, 2026

No Flotsam and Jetsam Today

 I’m sitting around in the waiting room at Wilmer’s Eye Institute all dilated, waiting for the doctor to come in and admire his work. I don’t expect any problems.

Update: Yep, no problems, retina healing well, no scarring or swelling. No limits on activity. I'm supposed to check in again after 4-6 months.

The Monday Morning Stimulus

Although the relationship between caffeine and cardiovascular health is complex, the latest research indicates consuming up to 5 cups of caffeinated coffee per day (up to 400 mg of caffeine/day) is safe for most adults and may be linked to cardiovascular health benefits in some individuals, according to a new American Heart Association scientific statement.

I have to cut back?