Thursday, January 10, 2019

Mugger Fails Crucial Test of Victim Selection

Polyana (red) holds asshole (blue) for the police
A Man Tried to Rob a Female MMA Fighter and Things Ended Very Badly For Him
Yesterday UFC President Dana White tweeted out a picture of female UFC fighter Polyana Viana next to a picture of a guy whose face looked like it had been tenderized with a jackhammer. Why? Turns out the guy with the newly mushy face had attempted to mug Viana, almost certainly unaware of who she was. As it turned out, that ended extremely badly for the would-be mugger. Especially for his face.

According to Bleacher Report, the man acted like he had a gun and attempted to steal Viana’s phone by intimidating her. But because Viana is both intelligent and literally gets attacked for a living, she realized that the man’s gun was a fake and was never intimidated by him.

In the moment Viana said that she still considered that the man may have a gun, but she figured he was too close to her to draw it. With that in mind, she started punching him in the face. Then she kicked him in the face. As he fell she said that she put him into a “rear-naked choke.” Finally, she called the police while keeping the now both physically and spiritually broken man pinned down.
Talk about bad luck! But at least she wasn't a quick draw artist.

Wombat-socho has Rule Five Sunday: Good Night, Sweet Princess ready at The Other McCain.

Polyana in pink

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