Slick as a Greased Pig!

Gwyneth Paltrow teases us with yam lube

Is your personal lubricant non-toxic?

In the first ever sex issue of the Goop newsletter, perfectly timed for Women's Health Week, Paltrow makes it her personal mission to find a recipe for a 100% organic lube that "will turn the driest of deserts into your own personal slip 'n slide." She was inspired by the fictional character Frankie Bergstein, played by Lily Tomlin on the Netflix comedy Grace and Frankie, who has a running joke about developing yam lube.

…we set out to find a lube that comes close and meets the standards of the goop clean beauty shop—and to the joy of parched vaginas everywhere, we did.

The newsletter and related blog post happen to be sponsored by Netflix, which appears to have created this video just for Goop:

Sadly, Paltrow never does give us a lube recipe, but she does offer a guide to some pretty amazing sex toys, including some fancy ben wa balls (can be used warmed or cooled!) and a 24 carat gold dildo (for only $15,000!). This isn't the first time Paltrow has given some serious thought to our vaginas; there was that time she recommended that we try vaginal steaming.

Of course she doesn't give us the recipe. We might make it at home.

Late Night With Rule 5 Monday done come on Tuesday (our time) at The Other McCain, thanks to Wombat-sochos participation as a delegate to the Nevada State GOP convention in Reno.