Wombat's Tales of Tuesday

Bits of news ripped from Wombat-sochos "Live at FiveSeven: 05.05.14" That's the way to do it; sleep in a little.

Grandma Calls Wannabe Terrorist “A Good Boy” - Yes, Hitler liked dogs and Stalin probably enjoyed a good beer. Kill a few people (or even try), and they call you a terrorist forever. It's just not fair.

ISIS claims responsibility for attack - Probably a false claim, but a good enough excuse to kill a bunch more of them.

Amy Adams

Amy Adams Gets Married After Seven-Year Engagement - Georgia thought I was bad, and it only took 3 years.

Carly Fiorina Throws Her Hat In The Ring - I'm at a more the merrier stage. As long as they don't do any serious damage to the final contender. Let's see some ideas beyond who is the best fund raiser.

Justice Department Refused Funding For Baltimore Police Training, Money went to company that produced “Mister Rogers Neighborhood” for PBS - I don't think $200 k more in training would have made the difference in undoing Mayor O'Malley's bad choices.

Rosie-Huntington Whitley

Rihanna Best Dressed Diva At Met’s Great Ball Of China - I beg to differ. I think that was over the top, I prefer Rosie-Huntington Whitley's "less is best" approach.

House Veterans Committee Chair Blasts Secretary McDonald, Department’s “Rampant Lack Of Accountability” - The VA is virtually the iconic proof that government paid health care becomes less about health care and more about job security. It needs to be destroyed to be saved.

Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel Leaving Door Open For Tiger – If He Grovels - Don't fall for it, Tiger. She'll continue to treat you like shit. Find a new girl with big tits who loves you for your money, and make a fresh start.

SCOTUS Asks Solicitor General For Opinion On Interstate Pot Case - Dudes (and dudettes) just pass a couple doobies around the table and scribble something, It has to be better than the current system.

"On the one hand, this is concerning since it could be a sign that the Court is taking the case more seriously than I think is actually merited," Tom Angell, chairman of the Marijuana Majority, said in a statement.

"On the other hand, this could be a good opportunity for the Obama administration to further and more clearly articulate the president's position that states should be able to legalize marijuana if that's what their voters want," he added.

But heaven forbid giving border states more freedom to eject illegal aliens is out of the question.

Lauryn Hill

Laureyn Hill Cancels Israel Show - American Jews who vote for democrats are idiots.

Meerkat Dumps Twitter For Facebook - And why should we care if a small cute mongoose changes favorite social media? I don't understand. . .

Quake Hits Papua New guinea, No Damage Reported - And this is news why?

Jean-Marie and Marine Le Pen 

National Front Founder Strikes Back At Daughter After Suspension From Party - I don't know what's worse, the young, or the French.

Boko Haram In Disarray After Nigerian Forces Advance - Yes, but dissarry implies not yet dead; keep trying.

Italy Demands EU Partners Stump Up For Rescued Migrants - Just march them all across the border to France.

Bloggy Stuff:

EBL: Blaming The Victim - As long as the victim is Jewish

Doug Powers: Bernie Sanders’ Challenging Vision for America – No Car In Every Garage - Only socialist party members so fortunate.
Twitchy: CNN’s Alisyn Camarota Gets Schooled By Pamela Geller - Geller is making all the right enemies.
American Power: The Only Thing Better Than Dessert - But you can have dessert and Nina Agdal.
American Thinker: The Obama Deceit Doctrine
BLACKFIVE: Iran Deal Ad – Why Are The Mullahs Laughing? - Because they're beating the US like a rented mule, with Obama's agreement.
Conservatives4Palin: Weekly Standard Succumbs To Liberal Rhetoric On Governor Palin -It's easy to fall into something you've heard over and over.
Don Surber: CNN Likes Riots, Opposes Drawing Pictures - Yes
Jammie Wearing Fools: NYT Reporter Confused About This Whole “Free Speech” Thing - What's new?
JustOneMinute: Politicizing The CIA - This administration has politicized the whole government.
Protein Wisdom: Punch Back Twice As Hard
Weasel Zippers: Obama Has No Comment On Garland – But It’s Time To Go On Letterman! - He can't find a way to say anything without using the words "Muslim" or "terrorist."
Megan McArdle: What The Clintons Haven’t Learned - No, they've learned that no one holds them accountable.