Sorta Super Bowl Live Blog

9:55. Customary Gatorade bath.  Seattle wins 36 to 8.  Worst Super Bowl in a long time.  Maybe ever. Unless you were a Seattle fan.

9:50. At the 2 minute warning, Seattle turns it over on downs.

9:47.  Ball gets knocked out of Manning's throwing hand, Seattle recovers.

9:44. With just over 5 minutes left, Seattle turns it over on downs.  Come on on Peyton, just one more.

9:35.  With less that 10 minutes left, Denver turns it over on downs.

9:23. Uh, huh.  Seattle scores another TD on a Wilson pass to Doug Baldwin. Kick is good. 43 to 8, Seattle. Hey, did you know one of the Seattle cheerleaders is a first lieutenant in the Air force?

9:16. Denver, oops, sorry, Seattle goes a long ways on the kick off, has most of it taken back on a penalty.

9:11.  Denver scores TD on Manning pass to Demaryius Thomas. Two point conversion, pass to Wes Welker is good.  Seattle 36, Denver 8.

9:02.  Yep, Seattle scores a TD on a Wilson pass, and a great effort afterwards by Jermaine Kearse. Kick is good. 36 to zip, Seattle.

8:55.  Seattle recovers a fumble on a Manning pass, flag on the play, but doesn't reverse the fumble. Ball on the Seattle 27. I might as well start looking for another Seattle cheerleader.

8:50ish.  Seattle forced to punt, Denver takes it on the 45. Disappointing commercials.

8:44. Denver forced to punt to Seattle.  Seattle takes it on the 8.

8:31. Denver kicks off second half to Seattle. Percy Harvin scores for Seattle on the return. Unbelievable.  Kick is good. 29 to 0 Seattle.

8:25. RHCP.  You'd think it would have been cold enough to wear shirts.

8:15. Bruno Mars.  Why do I keep thinking James Brown? Not that I don't like me some James Brown.

8:09.  Halftime commercials before Bruno fail to impress.

7:58.  End of the half, score Seattle Seahawks 22, Denver Broncos, zip, zero, nul, nuttin'.

7:54. With one minute left in the half, Seattle takes over on downs.

7:47.  Peyton Manning throws an 18 yard pass. More remarkably, a Bronco caught it.

7:45. Overturned. Denver ball at the 38.

7:42. Seattle collects fumble upon kickoff. Under review.

7:37. Malcom Smith intercepts a Peyton Manning pass an returns it 69 yards for a touch down.  Kick is good.  22:0 Seahawks.

7:23. Marchon Lynch scores a rushing TD for Seattle, and the extra point is good: 15:0 Seattle.

7:16.  End of the first quarter.

7:12.  Denver makes an interception soon after the kickoff. Will I ever get to post a Broncette?

7:06.  Denver fails to capitalize on a great gain, and settles for another field goal. 8:0 Seattle

By the way, I have no dog in this fight.  I've only been to Seattle a few time, mostly on the way through to somewhere else.  OK town, but a little gray.  Other than the cursed airport I've only been to Denver once for a meeting.  Foolishly, I did not rent a car.  I won't make that mistake twice.

6:45. Darn it.  Went to eat dinner and by the time we were done Seattle had scored a safety...

and a field goal. 5:0 Seattle.

Linked at Wombat-socho's majestic catch up edition of Rule 5 Sunday (well, Monday, really), "Rule 5 Monday: A Double-Stuffed Presidential Collection."