. . . a lifeguard clearly modeled after Pamela Anderson on Baywatch—a show that was canceled more than 12 years ago—emerges from a pond (!) to demand (in a weirdly lilting Valley Girl cadence) a Frenchman’s “Double Shiny Bacon” sandwich. (Apparently, the most notable attribute of American hamburger buns is their shininess.)Does this mean I need a "French Weirdness" tag?
Wombat-Socho's giant weekly Rule 5 masterwork "Rule 5 Sunday: Transfer Station Blue" is up at The Other McCain.