Friday, March 26, 2021

Boys will Be Boys and Girls Will be Girls

Rose Flower Sex Toy
Paul Bedard at WaEx, Amazon: PlayStation 5 and women’s sex toy top coronavirus stimulus spending

An analysis of spending on Amazon following the distribution of the latest coronavirus stimulus, a massive $1.9 trillion package, suggests that people are using it to let off some steam.

The global e-commerce firm Pattern said that the biggest surges in sales were for the PlayStation 5 and a female sex toy called the “.”

Sales in the past week of Sony’s game console rose 511%, and the Rose's sales (check Amazon for the description) shot up 334%.

$1,400 would buy a lot of Rose Flower Sex Toys at $56.99 @.

Alex reports a lot of "stimulus guitars" are being sold, too. If you would like a nice Paul Reed Smith guitar courtesy of the federal government, may I suggest buying one from him at his Reverb site?

Coming to another stimulus soon? Walking, talking, feeling ‘Westworld’-style sex dolls coming within 10 years

These are the sex droids you’re looking for.

Executives in the booming sex doll industry say that within a decade their dolls will be able to walk, talk and feel sensations as well as emotions.

Dolls available now can smile, moan and hold a conversation – but soon they will be ambulatory and be able to feel sensation and respond in kind.

The leading company in the “Westworld”-style humanoids, RealDoll confirmed to fans on its site that it is working on dolls that can walk on their own as well as have a more realistic voice (current dolls sound like Amazon’s Alexa). 

A RealDoll representative, who goes by the pseudonym Brick Dollbanger, told the Daily Star that the next generation of AI sex robots will also have sensors in its erogenous zones that respond to human touch.

“The AI will know what you’re doing to her body and will respond accordingly,” Dollbanger said. “I predict this will be a major breakthrough in synthetic sexual companionship.”

Do they have to have all the emotions? 

The Wombat has Rule 5 Sunday: Oksana Rykova up on time and under budget at The Other McCain.

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