Rule 5 Saturday - Amouranth Broke the Internet

Kaitlyn Michelle Siragusa (born December 2, 1993), better known as Amouranth   is an American social media personality, streamer, and OnlyFans creator. Siragusa is also known for her ASMR Twitch livestreams.

Siragusa was born in Houston, Texas, on 2 December 1993. She was an only child and developed a strong connection to animals. As a child, Siragusa enjoyed video games and anime, which later inspired her to start costume designing and cosplaying. After being taught sewing by her aunt, she received an award at her first cosplay convention in Houston, dressing as Princess Zelda from the video game franchise of the same name.

Look she has legs below

the knee and feet!

In 2010, Siragusa took Fashion Design & Theatrical Costume Design in college and was recommended by her professor to the Houston Grand Opera and Houston Ballet as a costume designer.In 2015, she started her own character company for children's entertainment.

In 2016, she was asked by streaming company Twitch to join as a content creator and livestream making costumes. She accepted and quickly gained a large following for her dancing, ASMR and hot tub streaming content. As of October 16, 2022, Siragusa has 5.89 million followers on Twitch.

Siragusa is one of the biggest content creators on adult website OnlyFans, earning over $1.5 million every month.  On October 8, 2021, Siragusa was banned from Twitch for the fifth time, as well as Instagram and TikTok. In November 2021, Siragusa announced on her Twitter that she had bought a gas station, which she is renting out to a Circle K.

Look, she does go outside!

I guess I was wrong when I told my kids that playing video games doesn't pay.

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Analysis: Probably Correct

Indiana “Froskurinn” Black

Da Fed, G4 Host Complains Gamers Don’t Like Her Because She’s Not As ‘Bangable’ As Olivia Munn

The gaming world spiraled in a cycle of outrage earlier this month when Indiana “Froskurinn” Black, host of Comcast’s popular gaming network, G4, lectured viewers in a now-viral rant on their misogyny in finding her less “bangable” than previous hosts.

The lecture is so shrill and destructive, it must be seen to be believed.

“In joining G4, I was ecstatic to be part of something I grew up watching as a child. But every time G4 is brought up in various channels, without a doubt there will be backlash because I’m not as ‘bangable’ as the previous host,” Froskurinn complained.

Olivia Munn

“It has somehow been expected that you can talk about how much you jerked off to women as a compliment. It’s not a compliment, it’s dehumanizing, and it’s weird. Morgan Webb and Olivia Munn did not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. That’s just obvious sexism. You don’t need to declare that you hate women to be sexist,” she said.

The outburst racked up millions of views across social media and gaming outlets covering the story. Old fans of G4, unaware the network that catapulted aforementioned Munn to fame, had relaunched, were blasted with the decadent state of their old favorites. Where once there were friendly programs led by everyman hosts, they’ve been replaced with meaner, cruder social-justice versions that tweet how they want their Republican family members to drink urine and die.

I rest my case. 

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Boys will Be Boys and Girls Will be Girls

Rose Flower Sex Toy

Paul Bedard at WaEx, Amazon: PlayStation 5 and women’s sex toy top coronavirus stimulus spending

An analysis of spending on Amazon following the distribution of the latest coronavirus stimulus, a massive $1.9 trillion package, suggests that people are using it to let off some steam.

The global e-commerce firm Pattern said that the biggest surges in sales were for the PlayStation 5 and a female sex toy called the “.”

Sales in the past week of Sony’s game console rose 511%, and the Rose's sales (check Amazon for the description) shot up 334%.

$1,400 would buy a lot of Rose Flower Sex Toys at $56.99 @.

Alex reports a lot of "stimulus guitars" are being sold, too. If you would like a nice Paul Reed Smith guitar courtesy of the federal government, may I suggest buying one from him at his Reverb site?

Coming to another stimulus soon? Walking, talking, feeling ‘Westworld’-style sex dolls coming within 10 years

These are the sex droids you’re looking for.

Executives in the booming sex doll industry say that within a decade their dolls will be able to walk, talk and feel sensations as well as emotions.

Dolls available now can smile, moan and hold a conversation – but soon they will be ambulatory and be able to feel sensation and respond in kind.

The leading company in the “Westworld”-style humanoids, RealDoll confirmed to fans on its site that it is working on dolls that can walk on their own as well as have a more realistic voice (current dolls sound like Amazon’s Alexa). 

A RealDoll representative, who goes by the pseudonym Brick Dollbanger, told the Daily Star that the next generation of AI sex robots will also have sensors in its erogenous zones that respond to human touch.

“The AI will know what you’re doing to her body and will respond accordingly,” Dollbanger said. “I predict this will be a major breakthrough in synthetic sexual companionship.”

Do they have to have all the emotions? 

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Metal Gear;s Quiet

Male Feminist Gamers Clutch Pearls Over Female Video Game Character Outfits

When you think of the word “gamer,” the first thing that comes to mind isn’t “puritan who is offended by bare female skin.” But that’s exactly who the “gamers” are on NeoGAF, the world’s largest and most influential gaming forum.

With the rise of feminism in video games, most of the forum’s wrongthinkers were purged from the ranks and the only ones remaining are millennial schoolmarms, who are more than eager to share their disdain about characters who appear to be “too sexy” to them.

Ivy from Soul Calibur

Living on a drip-feed of Feminist Frequency videos, some of its users participated in a new thread called “Worst Female Character Design in Gaming.” Quiet, the scantily dressed sniper character from Metal Gear Solid 5 was at the top of the list and suggested by the thread’s creator.

Others complained about Ivy from the Soul Calibur series; Fiore Brunelli from Star Ocean V for her sexy harlequin costume; and “the Xenoblade 2 girl” whose name they can’t remember was also brought up.

The women who wear “sexy armor” in the Fire Emblem games were also deemed “awful.”

Fiore Brunelli, Star Ocean V

NieR Automata‘s 2B was also cited as an offensive character because her tiny skirt often exposed her legs and groin. Oh

One user mentioned Prince of Persia: Warrior Within’s Shadee, whose ass is exposed. “I mean, yikes…” he wrote. I doubt he has the same reaction when he logs onto his Pornhub account.

Some were unimpressed by Lara Croft’s everyday, real-world hiker look in the new Tomb Raider games. But they probably wouldn’t be complaining about it if Anita didn’t already raise a stink about the tightness of her pants.

NieR Automata‘s 2B

The large breasts of one of the main characters in Valkyria Revolution were also cited as a problem.

Another raised complaints about a Hyrule Warriors character because her design appeared to be guilty of “cultural appropriation” as she had tribal tattoos. Sheva’s tribal outfit in Resident Evil 5? Also problematic, because the game’s “imagery featuring a white man gunning down Africans” is “racist” because it’s set in Africa.

Sheva, Resident Evil 5

Bayonetta, a character that was lauded as empowering by many female gamers, including progressive games journalist Leigh Alexander at the time of the game’s original release, is also cited as a bad design.

It many ways it can be quite surprising to see a group of obviously male gamers all feigning offense to the various sexy female character designs in video games because they think it’s how they’re supposed to react because of feminism—especially when female gamers fully embrace the aesthetic, sometimes even by cosplaying those characters in real life.

It won't help them get laid.  We've come a long way from the Princess Toadstool Peach in Super Mario Bros., baby!

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