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20 21 PhD Students Dumb Down Their Thesis Just For Us.

1. Does music express emotions or just elicit them? Read the next 200 pages to not find out.
- Welldogmycats

2. Girls take birth control. Girls then pee out unmetabolized estrogens from birth control. Pee goes to water treatment plant, estrogens not treated, male fish become female fish.
- Altzul

3. Nanoparticles are weird and I accidentally made a bomb and electrocuted myself.
-M33
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20. You can make antimatter move in strange ways if you set your equipment up wrong.
- DrTBag

21. Yes, Copper is toxic to phytoplankton. No, we're not all gonna die.
- Fritzer99