Monday, February 2, 2015

Great Moments in Zero Tolerance: Child Suspended for Threatening Wizardry

Aiden and a potential collaborator in wizardry
Texas boy suspended for saying he could make classmate ‘disappear’ with ‘Lord of the Rings’ sorcery
Kermit Elementary School officials called it a threat when the 9-year-old boy, Aiden Steward, in a playful act of make-believe, told a classmate he could make him disappear with a ring forged in fictional Middle Earth’s Mount Doom.

“It sounded unbelievable,” the boy’s father, Jason Steward, told the Daily News. He insists his son “didn’t mean anything by it.”

The Stewards had just watched “The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies” days earlier, inspiring Aiden’s imagination and leading him to proclaim that he had in his possession the one ring to rule them all.

“Kids act out movies that they see. When I watched Superman as a kid, I went outside and tried to fly,” Steward said.
Well, at 9 years old, a boy is about the size of an adult hobbit, so it's a reasonable worry that he could use a Ring of Doom to destroy the evil educational system. Gotta nip that kind of thinking in the bud.


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