Clinton.com, The Final Countdown

I'm really in the middle of Chesapeake Bay, chasing the wily Stripped Bass, but I had enough material saved from yesterday (or is it today?) for a round up of the final load of crap from Clinton.com. So unless there's a major mews dump tomorrow, this is it! (Thank goodness).

Of course, the big news is that Comey, after reviewing the new Hillary emails discovered on Weiner's laptop, has announced he's not going to recommend pressing charges (again). This is not surprising, given his stated position that it takes evidence of actual intent to harm the United States to be able to bring the case. Of course, the law doesn't actually require it, but, well, we have a new legislature in the FBI director. Clinton directed her maid to print out classified materials See, she wasn't actually trying to hurt the country; she just didn't give a shit if it was more convenient for her. This only gets Comey off the hook with the presumptive President to be as Criticized by Candidates, Comey Has Tense Days Ahead After Election.

More Wikileaks! We find out that Cheryl Mills Suggested Hillary Use Private Server, Didn’t Want Her To Run and  Top Democrats Knew Hillary's Server Could be Fatal:

Podesta: Don’t you think Cheryl?

Tanden: I repeat, why hasn’t this person been drawn and quartered? I’m reading wolf hall. There is something to be said for the power of torture.

Podesta: At least we now know why Cheryl didn’t want her to run.

Confidential auditor's report states that Clinton Foundation is engaging in illegal conduct (see attachment tab) and Clinton Foundation Head Accused Chelsea Of Using Funds For Wedding, Campaigning, And Avoiding Taxes. A chip off the old block. Debate "moderator" “Journalist” John Harwood to Clinton Campaign Chair Podesta: “What Should I Ask Jeb?” Bill Clinton Told Donors The Border Won’t Be Secure ‘For A Very Long Time’ I think it's a prediction, and not a promise, but given that it's the Clintons, that's not clear. The Clinton campaign says that  If a 'whopper' email is published by WikiLeaks in next 2 days, 'it's probably a fake'. But then, we should ignore anything thing the Clinton campaign says ever, because it's probably a lie.

An actual FOIA result, and not a Wikileak: Clinton-Obama officials negotiated for jobs with Clinton-connected Teneo while agency subsidized Teneo client Dow

The emails, released by Ex-Im in response to a FOIA request made by MapLight reporter Andrew Perez, show no evidence of an explicit quid pro quo, and there's no reason to posit one. Instead, the emails reveal the intimate entanglement of the powerful in government, industry and the nonprofit world, especially in Clinton circles.

Clinton "surrogate" Alicia Machado

Endless Scandal: That's What a Hillary Presidency Would Look Like. But they will continue to generate scandals even if they don't win, although they won't have nearly as much influence to sell.

Heat Street: Clinton's campaign seems unfazed by criticism of her surrogate Alicia Machado. Maybe they'll give her a post as a "special" adviser to Bill. She looks his type.

David Stockman, economist of Reagan administration fame says, regardless of who wins,  Sell everything!

Cher, prisoner of conscience

The “experts” aren’t quite as certain of a Clinton presidency this weekend. It's remarkable how much the tone has changed. The early vote scenario is by no means uniformly good for Hillary Clinton. Black turn out down, whites turn out up. Nate Silver: Hillary Clinton Is One State Away from Losing the Election. Did Cher threaten suicide? Cher hosted a Hillary Clinton fund-raiser at the Park on Thursday, starting things off by saying if Donald Trump wins the White House, 'I’m gonna have to leave the planet.'" Naw, that's too far. Antarctica is about right. Especially in that outfit (see right).

Virginia Gov. Pardons 60,000 Felons, Enough To Swing Election

Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe has granted voting rights to as many as 60,000 convicted felons just in time for them to register to vote, nearly five times more than previously reported and enough to win the state for his long-time friend, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

McAuliffe sought to allow all of Virginia’s estimated 200,000 felons to vote, but state courts said each individual felon’s circumstances must be weighed. To get around that, McAuliffe used a mechanical autopen to rapidly sign thousands of letters, as if he had personally reviewed them, even as his office was saying the total was 13,000.

Now, The Daily Caller News Foundation Investigative Group has learned that McAuliffe — who managed Clinton’s unsuccessful 2008 presidential campaign — churned out five times as many letters before the registration deadline than publicly claimed.

As an election Donald Trump could actually win looms, Madonna tells America: 'The world is laughing at us'. Consider the source (left).

The Clinton campaign continues to mount its violent attacks on Trump and his supporters: Trump Attacker Is Hillary Supporter, Mentioned in Wikileaks, Hit Previous Rally.

The man was identified as Austin Crites (Daily Mail) and is identified a Hillary supporter.

Austyn Crites’ photo on Facebook is new as well as his account because he is wearing the same clothes he wore to the rally in his Facebook photos.

And Crites also interrupted a Trump rally in Florida earlier this year.

Trump Surge Freakout: More Violence Against Supporters. Trump’s Denver office vandalized twice in 24 hours.

Wombat-socho has "Rule 5 Monday: Happy Fun Victory Week" up and running at The Other McCain.