University of Maryland (UMD) is partnering with The Garden, a sex toy shop in Washington, DC, to host the workshops next Tuesday as part of its sex week, which runs from October 15-18.
That's a short week. They must plan on being exhausted by 4 days of it.“Different Strokes, Flogging 101,” and “Yes, Sir? Exploring Domination and Submission.”I guess eco-friendly sex toys and lubes would be locally produced from by rendering and using the pieces of local hippies, who, no doubt, have lived their entire lives respecting the environment?
The Garden has a “commitment” to “eco-friendly products,” according to its website — and the school has invited the owner to teach students “why it is that you should look more carefully at what you buy” in terms of “lubes, condoms, accessories and fetish gear,” according to the event description.
Another workshop, titled “Asking for It: Finding your Words for Better, Sexier Communication in the Bedroom,” promises to “teach each of us how to talk about what turns us on and feels good,” according to the event description on the college’s health center website.
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| Probably not Bianca Palmisano |
That workshop’s teacher, Bianca Palmisano, is the executive assistant of The Garden, “self-professed sex geek” and “also a pole-dancer,” according to a biography listed below the event.
All events are sponsored by U of MD, which receives both federal and state tax dollars.
The Garden offers a whole host of other workshops, including “Different Strokes, Flogging 101,” and “Yes, Sir? Exploring Domination and Submission.”
Back when I was a college student, we didn't need the University to help us with our sex lives. Students these day just get in without knowing the basics.
I'm sure all the other tax payers of Maryland are as proud as I am to be subsidizing this.
Wombat-socho got the grand Rule 5 Sunday: Bad Reputation (an homage to Joan Jett) up on schedule over at The Other McCain.
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