Chain Saw vs Samurai Sword - Predictions?

Both lost...  pieces.

Bloody battle between neighbors sees man's arm almost severed with a chain saw... and another's finger chopped off with a SAMURAI sword

In a bloody battle between two warring neighbors in Australia today, one man's arm was almost severed with a chain saw, while another had a finger chopped off with a Samurai sword.

Surgeons were later trying to save the arm of the chain saw victim, Mark Jorgenson, 29, while his neighbor Troy Thornton, 26, was being treated after losing his finger to the Samurai sword.

Police who rushed to the small town of Minto, south west of Sydney, found pools of blood in the street and Mr Jorgenson crying in pain from his almost-severed arm. Detectives are investigating claims that after the two men argued over loud music and reckless driving, Mr Thornton went to Mr Jorgenson's house with the chain saw.

Loud music and reckless driving?  Sounds like any neighborhood anywhere.  At least they could have picked the fight over something meaningful, like a girl.