Attention whore and ordinary whore reconcile: Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris back together
Say it isn't so! One year after they called off their wedding just days before it was scheduled to take place, Hugh Hefner, 86, and Crystal Harris, 26, are back together.We've been following the newly reunited couple since they first announced their undying devotion back in Dec. 2010, and the declaration that their love didn't require a prenup in Apr 2011, through the health problems at the Playboy Mansion in April 2011, their breakup the following June and their respective rebound partners.
"Yes @hughhefner and I are back together. Yes I am his #1 girl again. Yes we are happy. Hope that clears up any confusion! xo," the Playboy cover girl tweeted.
But don't expect them to rush down the aisle. "Hef and Crystal are taking it slowly this time," a source told RadarOnline.com. "They’re just getting back to their old groove together, and so far they haven't talked about marriage or a wedding."
Harris walked out on the 60-years-older Hef just days before their planned wedding last summer. "Crystal begged Hef to let her come back," a source told Radar. "He surprisingly doesn't have any hard feelings against her, so he let her move back into the Mansion."
"[It lasted] like, two seconds," Harris, 25, said, dissing the famed men's magazine editor. "Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."Hey, at his age, two seconds is a heckuva lot better than nothing. And it's not like he didn't dis her in return:
"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef Tweeted Tuesday night, although he has since removed the message from his account. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"How could a hot 26 year old chick (NSFW link) not love a wrinkly 86 year old man, who just coincidentally, controls a fortune?
Does this mean that Hef has dumped (or been dumped by) his interim chicks Anna Sophia Berglund (NSFW link) and Shera Bechard (NSFW link)? Or do they do a string quartet in their "off" hours?
Has anyone checked the DNA of these girls? They all all look the same. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Maybe the Playboy Mansion has a cloning booth somewhere.