Soft Core at Clinton.com

SNAILS GUFFAW AS STATE DEPARTMENT CLAIMS IT NEEDS 18 MONTHS TO DO A TWO-PAGE LIST:

It’s not just any list, to be sure. It’s a list of the estimated 60 State Department employees granted the same Special Government Employee status as was enjoyed by Huma Abedin, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s deputy chief of staff. The SGE designation allows the designee to draw paychecks from other sources outside the government.

In Abedin’s case, besides her government paycheck, she was also on Clinton’s personal payroll, the Clinton Foundation payroll and the Teneo payroll. The latter is an international consulting firm with deep ties to the Clintons personally and the Clinton Foundation. The Daily Caller News Foundation Investigative Group’s Richard Pollock asked for the list of all State Department SGEs in a Freedom of Information Act request in July 2015.

“The estimated completion date (ECD) for this case is: December 2016,” the department told TheDCNF earlier this week. They defended the delay, saying “given the high volume of FOIA requests, in addition to a backlog which the department is working diligently to reduce, there is presently a delay in the completion of FOIA requests.”

I suppose we're just supposed to forget there's an election in November of 2016?

Hillary was recently spotted with her "concussion" Fresnel glasses on again, which raises the question of whether she has recovered from the brain damage she suffered in a conveniently timed "accidental" fall in Dec. 2012.

The concussion Hillary Clinton suffered in December 2012 that led to a serious blood clot requiring hospitalization may also have caused her to suffer post-concussion syndrome, with symptoms including confusion, headaches and dizziness, warns a prominent Florida physician.

“The recent press reports about Hillary’s health point to the possibility she may yet be suffering the symptoms of post-concussion syndrome,” Dr. Daniel Kassicieh, D.O., a dual board certified osteopathic neurologist and a leading headache specialist who directs the Florida Headache and Movement Disorder Center in Sarasota, Florida, told WND in an exclusive telephone interview.

“Electing someone to be president of the United States who has post-concussion syndrome is a real concern to me,” Kassicieh said.
. . .
The Mayo Clinic website lists the following as symptoms of post-concussion syndrome: headaches, dizziness, fatigue, irritability, anxiety, insomnia, loss of concentration, loss of memory, as well as sensitivity to noise and light.

Not Hillary Clinton

Speaking of having her bell rung, Don Surber calls Hillary the Ronda Rousey of Politics:

Remember when Ronda Rousey was the Greatest Fighter in the World? She said it. They said it. And then at Etihad Stadium on November 15, 2015 in Melbourne, Australia, Holly Holm beat her ugly.

In 2008, Hillary Clinton was a shoo-in. All the experts agreed.

Then came Barack Obama.

In 2016, Hillary Clinton was a shoo-in. All the experts agreed.

They learned nothing. . . 

I see Hillary as nothing like Ronda. I hope the day will never come the Sport Illustrated features Hillary Clinton in body paint. . . By way of Wombat-socho's "In The Mailbox: 02.18.16."

Amy Lindsay

Another one from Don Surber via Wombat-socho's "In The Mailbox: 02.19.16.": Dumped Cruz ad actress explains why Hillary is in trouble

Amy Lindsay appeared unclothed in quite a few soft-porn films in the 1990s and 2000s, (NSFW link) but it has been six years since her last appearance in one of those movies they show at 1 a.m. on Showtime. She landed a gig in a Ted Cruz ad, only to be dumped when his campaign learned of her previous work. Bad call on his part.

Trying to squeeze another news cycle out of thee story, the Daily Caller ran a story, "Cruz’s Softcore Actress: I’d Co-Star With Trump In An Adult Film."

But this passage devastated Hillary Clinton's campaign:

Lindsay is no fan of Hillary Clinton: “I’ll just say it. I do not like Hillary Clinton, I have never been a Clinton fan at all, really either one of them.”
She also went after former President Bill Clinton for his sexual history. “Bill Clinton had real sex with real people, it destroyed real lives,” she said, noting that her own sex career only involved simulated acts on-screen.
Her animosity toward Hillary stems in part from Clinton defense of an accused child rapist in 1975 and her role in destroying the accuser’s reputation. Clinton “started calling women liars when she was 27 years old that have been raped,” Lindsay claimed.
“All of her stuff that women has been involved in to me is just disgraceful, absolutely disgraceful and you know, in light of all of this, the emails and our national security and all of this other stuff, the fact that she’s running for president blows my mind,” Lindsay said.

But what do you vote with and for?

Another soft-porn actress (NSFW link) come out against Hillary? Susan Sarandon on Backing Bernie: ‘I Don’t Vote with My Vagina’

Actress Susan Sarandon took to her Twitter account on Wednesday to reiterate her support for Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders presidential campaign, saying it is “insulting” that women would be asked to vote for a female president based on gender alone.

“I don’t vote with my vagina,” the 69-year-old Thelma and Louise star tweeted. “It’s so insulting to women to think that you would follow a candidate JUST because she’s a woman.”

“HRC doesn’t rep my interests, @BernieSanders does. Simple as that,” she added, using an acronym for Hillary Rodham Clinton, Sanders’ rival for the Democratic nomination.

Feminists dread the inevitable sexism which will plague President Hillary

. . . What we’re seeing here is an effort to lay the very early (and potentially premature) groundwork to prepare the nation for any public criticism of Hillary Clinton should she somehow be elected president. No matter what the critique, it will be ascribed to sexism, just as any complaints about Barack Obama’s failed policies are blamed on racism. This has led Alyssa Rosenberg to say she “dreads” the election of Hillary Clinton. Well… at least we can all agree on one thing, though perhaps for different reasons.

What The Onion Looks Like Under the Ownership of a Hillary Backer

The Onion, the newspaper parody, was recently bought by the Democratic deep pockets downer who got rich on the Power Rangers, and who is pushing grammy Clinton on us. His name is like Haim Sabir or something. Nope: It was bought by Univision. What was I thinking?

So, here's the headline:

Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring

This is now The Onion's humor: how could Hillary be more inspiring? After all, she was a Senator, Secretary of State, and now a Female Presidential Candidate. That's as inspiring as it comes.

Under a Hillary Administration, you will be made to laugh.

When it comes to suicide, Hillary is a federalist, while Bernie goes full socialist. Meanwhile Chelsea Clinton campaigns — in a closet? She's really started to look like Web Hubbell, look at that lower lip. Hey, a kid can't pick her parents.

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