Aquaman star Amber Heard left “defecation” in Johnny Depp’s bed after an argument — a move she referred to as “a horrible practical joke gone wrong” — the actor’s bodyguard testified under oath on Thursday at the Depp-Heard defamation trial.
Depp’s bodyguard Starling Jenkins told the court on Thursday that he and Heard “had a conversation pertaining to the surprise she left in the boss’ bed prior to leaving the apartment” while he was driving the actress to Coachella one day in 2016.
When asked to clarify what he meant by “the surprise,” Jenkins specified, “The defecation.”
Depp’s bodyguard went on to say that Heard had referred to the defecation as “a horrible practical joke gone wrong.”
Jenkins’ testimony corroborates Depp’s claim in the courtroom last week that Heard or one of her friends had defecated in their bed after an argument in which he said he was leaving her.
During his testimony, Jenkins also said that Heard “got sick” on “magic mushrooms” and red wine while attending Coachella.
“She was eating the magic mushrooms and drinking red wine on an empty stomach,” he said.
Jenkins also testified that before leaving for Coachella, Heard threw Depp’s belongings — including his phone — off the balcony and onto the street.
The bodyguard explained how he tracked Depp’s phone using the Find My iPhone app, and eventually found the actor’s phone “on skid row,” in the possession of a homeless man, who he paid off with “$420, chicken tacos, chips, apples, [and] Fiji water” to get the phone back.
I've heard some references to the hot-crazy matrix with regard to Amber Heard, but I'm not sure how well this applies to Johnny Depp, who is pretty clearly on the crazy scale himself, although in a different way.
Amber's beau prior to Johnny was Elon Musk, who is quite openly not a normal human being (whether or not he's better is still open to question.) Clearly, she has a type, and it's not normal.
At The Other McCain, the Wombat sneaks under the wire with Rule 5 Sunday: Maid In Latex.
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