Friday, February 22, 2013

This Is Why I Have a Beard!

I just found out...

Beards Can Prevent Skin Cancer
VIRGINIA CITY, Nev. (CBS Las Vegas) – Last October, the town of Virginia City, Nev., was named the most bearded community in the entire United States.

And if a new study is to be believed, then Virginia City may also be one of the healthiest towns around.

According to researchers at the University of Southern Queensland in Australia, beards serve a purpose far beyond making a fashion statement – they can prevent skin cancer.

The website New Now Next is reporting that beards block 90 to 95 percent of all ultraviolet rays from making contact with facial skin.

Researchers reportedly left several mannequins in the sun – some with beards, and some without. Those with the beards reportedly fared far better in the blistering sunshine than those without.

The beard benefits don’t stop there, however – they can also catch allergy-inducing pollens and dust. And the website reported that shaving could lead to detrimental effects such as acne, ingrown hairs and bacterial infection.

The study was published in the journal Radiation Protection Dosimetry Journal, New Now Next learned.
Of course, this was not a study of cancer at all, simply a study of  UV light penetration of hair. which was pretty obvious without even breaking out the pyranometer.  Everything else is extrapolation and speculation.

Still, though, now that "science" has "proved" that beards save lives, we must mandate beards, even for women and children!  If I'm going to pay for someone else's health care, and they don't have a potentially life saving beard, and I do, then they're cheating me!  I'll permit the supermodel exception, however.

Besides, if it saves only one life...

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