Friday, February 8, 2013

Your Friday Monkey Dacker A$$holes

Trump Sues Maher for $5 Mil, "I PROVED I'm Not Part-Orangutan"

Donald Trump's mother is no orangutan-banger ... so says the Donald himself in a new, actually-filed lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Seriously, Trump actually filed this.

The Donald just sued Bill Maher for $5 MILLION ... claiming the HBO talk show host is skipping out on his promise to donate $5 mil to charity if Trump could prove he isn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.

According to Trump, Maher made the offer during an appearance on "Leno" ... after Trump had made a $5 million challenge to President Obama regarding POTUS' birth certificate.

In his suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Trump says he formally responded to Maher's challenge with a copy of his birth certificate, proving he is, in fact, the "son of Fred Trump" ... who is not a member of the Great Ape family.
Scientifically speaking, of course, he is.  All us Homo sapiens are members of the Great Apes.  But unless some highly unlikely cross breeding has been going on, Trump is not half Orangutan. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So they're both wrong and both should forfeit $5 MILLION (seriously, all caps?).  I'd be more than happy to settle the bet by collecting.

A real Orangutan is much more attractive than either Trump or Maher, and Trump would die for a natural head of hear that full.

1 comment:

  1. To trump means to fart in Northern England

    Trump is just doing a self promotion thing, same old story

    some background...