Father Jorge Bergoglio,
Did not want to be Pope,
The Archbishop of Buenos Aires, Argentina,
The first pope from the Americas,
The first Jesuit pope (that appears to matter to Catholics),
Papal name, Francis I, apparently after Francis Xavier
Has one lung as a result of childhood disease,
Often rode the bus to work, cooked his own meals and regularly visited the slums.
Shockingly, to countless liberals, Catholic and non-Catholic alike, he is not:
I myself, am personally disappointed in the Cardinals for not stringing this out a little longer, and giving the girls of FEMEN a little more time to expose
As often happens, Wombat-Socho included this in his weekly giant Rule 5 post, this week simply entitled "Rule 5 Monday". Those tax mines have been pretty busy.