Puffy Faced Ex-Porn Star has Political Plans

It seems all but certain that Ashely Judd, whose acting career seems to have consisted largely of films where the point of the plot seemed to be to find excuses to take her clothes off, (All NSFW links) or soak them to the point of transparency, will be attempting to run as the democratic opponent to Mitch McConnell for Senator of Kentucky.  Now, I don't really have any objections to porn stars; they deliver a product someone wants, at a price people are willing to pay (except for the subsidy of the Hollywood tax cuts), but I just hate people lecturing me about their moral superiority.
 

Nobody does moral outrage on the right than Stacy McCain, who did this take down on Mizz Judd:

One of the important things about appreciating sarcasm is that it helps to understand intent: What is being mocked, and why? Otherwise, the cruel jests may seem entirely pointless and personal.

Oh come on, Stacy, you know this is personal.  You personally don't like Mizz Judd, and if she deigned to notice you, she would dislike you as well for much the same reasons.

Here are three facts about Ashley Judd:

1. She has been a spokeswoman for the abortion-industry lobbying group, NARAL. You can look it up.
2. She is childless, and the failure of her fertility treatments was widely reported. You can look that up, too.
3. After pro-life Republican Rick Santorum ended his 2012 presidential campaign, Ashley Judd starred in a “humorous” video that mocked Santorum by comparing his campaign to an abortion.

If you know that I am a pro-life father of six who supported Santorum’s candidacy, it is not necessary to explain why I’m so (ironically) excited by news that Ashley Judd is reportedly moving forward with plans to run for the Senate in Kentucky. A long season of mockery, ending ultimately in the “abortion” of Judd’s own campaign, offers ample opportunity for sweet, sweet payback. So . . .

You don't even need to be pro-life to be anti-Judd.  I'm not anti-abortion; I think every liberal (well, at least the women) ought to have one or more, just on the off chance that liberalism has a genetic component.  With sufficient selection pressure, perhaps, one day, the world  will be free of the blue state malignancy.

Ms. Shriveled Lifeless Womb, who disparages motherhood and Ronald Reagan, and has compared coal mining to rape, thinks she’s going to get herself elected Senator in Kentucky.

Need I mention she wrote a whole self-dramatizing feminist essay about her puffy face?

This — this — is “the marquee political story of 2014″?

Please, dear God, let this happen.

It's not that I like Mitch McConnell that much, but the thought of this thoughtless, deranged, self-centered moron in "the world's greatest deliberative body" is almost laughable.  But then it's not that laughable after Al Franken went from diapers on SNL to the Senate...

As often happens, Wombat-Socho included this in his weekly giant Rule 5 post, this week simply entitled "Rule 5 Monday".  Those tax mines have been pretty busy.