Gun Company Threatens to Bust Ted's Budget...

As well as his shoulder...

Gun company displays largest-caliber rifle ever created with bullets that cost $40 a piece

• The .905-caliber rifle fires rounds about 2,100 feet per second
• The gun also has 2,777 foot-pounds of recoil energy, which essentially makes it as powerful - and gives it about as much 'kick' - as firing 10 .30-6 rifles at the same time.
  
• The company has only produced three of the uber-powerful rifles

That'll help with the squirrel problem.  I'll bet Ted can get the cost of the bullets down to $20 by reloading.

I hope the shoulder heals up well.  See you in Pismo!