Coughing Up a Storm at Clinton.com

Whatever it is that is causing Hillary's coughing fits isn't getting any better: Hillary has an incredibly long coughing fit. I'll bet she didn't mow an incredibly dusty yard like I did yesterday.

Althouse makes a big deal about her coughing into the mic. Hey, it's her mic, even if taxpayer bought it. Pulmonary embolism,  allergy, talking too much with the wrong voice (my leading suspect)? Ace uses MSNBC's feed, because they try to cover it up, making it more pathetic. She sounds bad. I wonder what Trump can do to make her cough at the debates. And I wonder what drugs they'll have to give her to suppress it.

Hillary says that Bill should be free to continue to rake in millions at the Clinton Foundation up until the second she is inaugurated. Because Mega-businessmen and foreign are much too stupid to get their bribes in for the next President before the deadline.

The Washington Post take us Inside Bill Clinton’s nearly $18 million job as ‘honorary chancellor’ of a for-profit college, but, being the Washington Post, they largely exonerate him of any skulduggery. Bill Clinton Compares The Clinton Foundation To Robin Hood. So Robin Hood was involved in a gigantic gang selling influence to foreign leaders? Who knew?

Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mill clearly lied to the FBI, When will charges be brought? Clinton Aides Told FBI They Didn’t Know About Server, But Emails Show They Knew

Several Hillary Clinton State Department aides told the FBI that they were unaware of the former secretary of state’s private email server, a report from the bureau’s investigation shows. But a Daily Caller review of public documents reveals that at least two of the aides, Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills, were involved in multiple email exchanges in which Clinton’s server was discussed.

The FBI’s 47-page report, released on Friday, states that the majority of the State Department employees interviewed by the FBI “had no knowledge” of the private email server Clinton kept at her residence in Chappaqua, N.Y.

“Clinton’s immediate aides, to include Mills, Abedin, Jacob Sullivan, and [redacted] told the FBI they were unaware of the existence of the private server until after Clinton’s tenure at State or when it became public knowledge.”

What if  we became a banana republic and no one noticed? All the Lies: They’ve Turned Us Into a Rotting Banana Republic

The defining characteristics of banana republics are a matter of history. First, the law is not enforced against a chosen class in a banana republic, usually the allies of the autocrat in charge. Second, foreign policy is always performed in the autocrat’s interests and often in disregard of the nation’s actual interests. This describes how America functions in the era of President Obama.

The newly-released FBI documents on the investigation of Hillary Clinton make it clear beyond argument that the fix was in and that the FBI never had any intention of recommending that she should be prosecuted for her crimes.

That is very hard to write. I have had very good friends among the agents of the FBI, men of unshakeable dedication to the fair enforcement of the law. But that is no longer the FBI’s goal, as just a few references to the documents published last week reveal.

First, you had to notice that the FBI agreed that there would be no videotape of its interview of Clinton. Not only would there not be a videotape, but no court reporter would be present to record a transcript. That itself is highly unusual, but there is far more, and far worse.

Cheryl Mills, Clinton’s chief of staff at the State Department, had to have participated in sending classified material to Clinton on her private and unsecured “clintonemail.com” email system. Yet when the FBI questioned Clinton, Mills was permitted to attend as one of Clinton’s lawyers. That is not only unethical under the Bar’s unenforced ethics standards, but obviously a huge violation of the most elementary of FBI procedures that requires witnesses — and possible suspects — to be questioned separately in isolation from one another. . .

I hate to raise the subject of Lena Dunham, but Because Famous Liberal Women Are Special, You Peasants:

. . . Of course, it’s all fun and games with Lena Dunham, unless you’re her sister or that guy she falsely accused of sexually assaulting her. But there’s another famous liberal woman who is ignoring the rules too, blatantly, openly, and without apology. And these are not mere social convention kind of rules. These are laws, the kind of laws where other people who break them go to jail. And these are laws involving the security of our country.

That famous liberal woman is, of course, Hillary Clinton.

Just the other day – you know, late afternoon on the Friday before Labor Day – the FBI released more documents and reports related to her email shenanigans. What they revealed was, of course, that a situation that was already terrible was actually about ten times more terrible than we ever imagined. Not only did the Woman Most Qualified Ever To Be President not know how classification works, and not only did the bar-failing, chronically sick crone forget pretty much everything she ever did or said or heard, but she also managed to lose about a dozen Blackberry phones that she used to transmit classified materials.

Now, for those of you who have not worked with classified material and the equipment that transmits it, let me share with you how it might go for someone who, say, was a military guy and not a famous liberal woman:

Hi Colonel. How’s it going? By the way, I think I misplaced about 13 of those communication devices we use for classified materials. Wacky me, right? I forget where. Maybe I left them out at the range, or maybe at the base Burger King. I was getting one of those Whopperritos – yum!
Say Colonel, you don’t look so good. You’re all ashen and sweaty. Did you accidentally click on those Lena Dunham lingerie photos? Are you hungry? Do you want a bite of my Whopperito?

Cue the lockdown of the base, the 24/7 search for the missing gear, and the MPs to come and haul away Lieutenant Schmuckarelli. Oh, but don’t worry about Hillary’s lost gear. Some of those missing phones were hit with hammers, which apparently Huma and Company believes magically erases electronic data, so I guess it’s all good.

Even before the recent FBI revelation, I have both a Lt. Colonel in the Army, and a high placed civilian at DOD tell me that if they did what Mrs. Clinton has done, they'd have lost their jobs for sure, and probably have been put in jail. But, go ahead and elect her because she has a vagina.

Stacy McCain notices that Black People Don’t Like Her Very Much? I suspect the number of people who really like-like Hillary is very small, but a lot people are prepared to hold their nose and vote for her anyway. Turnout in this election is going to be a tricky matter to predict. And the more she talks, the less they like her, which is the reason for the "running from cover" campaign.