NATO Ends Afghanistan Mission With Quiet Flag-Lowering Ceremony - I'd be happier if I thought we were leaving because we finished the job, and not because the Preznit need another notch on pistol's handle.
Jennifer Lawrence Is The Top-Grossing Actor Of 2014 - We watched Winter's Bone, and the first two Hunger Games. It seemed to me that they were all the same character. Hoping to see American Hustle soon. Enjoy the ride, and don't get cocky, kid.
Freak Storm Strands Thousands In French Alps - But no matter what the weather does, the usual suspects will blame global
warming climate change stability.
Ebola Czar: Expect More Domestic Cases - He must be a hell of a PR guy; the epidemic in West Africa is still going strong, but the CDC stopped reporting on the number of people being watched to the public. Yes, I'm sure a few cases will be imported.
Blind Judge To Join Michigan Supreme Court - In other news, you can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.
Mel B Spends Christmas With Husband Amid Abuse Rumors - Do we we really care about old Spice Ladies, if they're not going to sing? Do we even care then?
Obama Claims America “Less Racially Divided” Since He Took Office - If he really believes this, he's delusional.
Farmers Fear Even Greater Labor Shortages Under New Obama Policy - How can you keep them working down on the farm after they get welfare and Obamacare for nothing?
Alicia Keys, It’s A Boy! - Another potential Social Security payer! Just in the nick of time!
Wombat-socho has "Rule 5 Sunday: Happy New Year!" ready.