Saturday, December 6, 2014

Rule 5 Saturday - For a Swift Kick in the Butt, Jessica Hart

This Rule 5 Saturday special goes out to Jessica Hart, SI Swimsuit and Victoria's Secret model who has apparently been black-balled from the next VS Fashion show for doing something that many radio listeners everywhere have no doubt wished to do, giving Taylor Swift a kick in the butt:

Taylor Swift gets model Jessica Hart booted from Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
“It’s not been announced that Jessica is not walking, but it was a direct request from Taylor that this be the case if she were to go,” one well-placed Victoria’s Secret insider tells Confidenti@l. “No one can know that Taylor requested Ms. Hart not be in the show. They want to keep that under wraps, but that’s the facts.”

Last week's lucky Rule 5 winner, Lily Aldridge has a small gap between her front teeth of which she is justifiably proud, but cwhich ompared to Jessica's Lily's is just a little thing. I wonder if they ever get together to compare them.
Our source says that behind closed doors the singer gave Hart a Swift kick in her perfectly sculpted butt. Taylor had her team remove the Australian stunner from the spectacular show during talks that again landed Swift the coveted gig at the event.
No reason given as to why Jessica laid her foot upside the country pop singers skinny ass, but one suspects that being ready on time for her appearance is more familiar to cat walk model than a diva.

Jessica dressed a child's bicycle at a previous VS fashions show. Anybody wanna ride that? Can we get a psychiatrist's view of that? To be fair, she probably didn't design to costume.

GOODSTUFF is featuring the effects of gravity on Linda Carter (Wonder Woman) and others in the 167th issue of his blogging magazine. Linked at Pirate's Cove the weekly "Sorta Blogless Sunday and Pinup." Wombat-socho has the father of all Rule 5 posts, "Rule 5 Sunday: Ton O’ Luv" ready at The Other McCain.


  1. After last year’s production in New York, Hart took what was perceived as a dig at the “Blank Slate” singer, saying: “God bless her (Taylor Swift's) heart. I think she’s great. But I don’t know, to me, she didn’t fit. I don’t know if I should say that.”

    Hart later told Vogue Australia: “It was taken out of context, but I have certainly learnt my lesson.”Following her comments last year about Swift, it was reported that the supermodel would no longer get Victoria’s Secret assignments, but her contract with the firm’s Body by Victoria line continued, and she is still working with the lingerie giant.

    Thanks for the linky dinky stuff

    1. So it was sort of a metaphorical kick in the butt? That story isn't nearly as much fun.