Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Clothing Designer Suggests Improvement for Women

Designers are always pushing boundaries when they debut a new collection on the runway. Designer Giuliano Calza did just that when he sent a few models down the catwalk with prosthetic third breast for his GCDS Spring 2019 show.

The Italian label, which stands for God Can’t Destroy Streetwear, had the models sporting tiny neon bralettes each had a fake third breast implanted in between their other two at the center of their chest.

I'm not sure it's really an improvement. Two hands, two boobs; coincidence? I dunno, it seems like a plan.

As Althouse reminds us, the idea is far from novel. The writers in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Total Recall had the idea back in 1990, and executed it fairly well.

I don't know if they got the feel right, you might have to ask Arny.

Exposed fake breast warning!

Then Angela Basset starred as a three-breasted Freak Show performer Desiree Dupree  in American Horror Story, back in the fourth season of American Horror Story (2014-2015):

Not to mention the 2014 woman, who claims to have paid $20,000 to surgically add third breast in desperate bid to become a reality TV star
A 21-year-old woman claims to have paid $20,000 to surgically add a third breast in a desperate bid to become a reality TV star.

Jasmine Tridevil insists she was rejected by more than 50 doctors who feared violating ethical codes before she found a willing surgeon who would perform the procedure.

Now, she has hired a camera crew to follow her around Tampa, Florida, documenting the 'struggles' she faces as a three-breasted woman.
Shockingly, that one turned out to be a hoax. You can't trust anybody. Especially not women with 3 boobs.

Wombat-socho has Rule 5 Sunday: Oktoberfest up and running.

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