Thursday, September 8, 2011

Did She Watch "Twilight' a Few Too Many Times?

Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack 
A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.

Josephine Smith, 22, was arrested today and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person. Smith, seen in the mug shot at right, was booked into the Pinellas County Jail, where she is being held in lieu of $50,000 bail.

“I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit...

I dunno, she doesn't really look like she has that 'vampire' thing going on (see blow); zombie maybe; she looks like she could use the brains.


Thanks to Jake Finnegan for picking this upon his Mila Kuna Burkalesque Babe of the Week!

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