How You Know When it's Time to Move

When you write an article like this...

Just a taste:

Fuck you, Green Bay Packers, and fuck your dropped passes. You washed out against the Giants and stole from us the one potential chance we had in the last year for a feeling of being a single state again. (Just kidding, you guys are awesome and can never do any wrong, but please, get some of those sticky gloves.)

Fuck you, former two-term Democrat Governor Jim Doyle. You are kind of the George W. Bush of Wisconsin.

Fuck you, Senate Republican Leader Scott Fitzgerald. Facing a recall yourself, the leader of the state senate, and a guy who probably would open your fence to let your dog run away, openly told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that there was "nothing to keep the Republicans from messing around" in reference to how Republicans can vote in the open Democratic primary.

And that is just a tiny fraction.  Seriously Abe, there are other places to live than Wisconsin.  I've lived in 4 states, and while they all have their idiosyncrasies, I don't think any of them deserved that (well, maybe California, but then it is a leader in all things).  But you did get one thing right:

Finally, fuck myself. Like many Wisconsinites with a personal attachment to the state and (maybe unreal) idealized notions of what it was, I'm at fault for letting all of this get to me. I should be fucking fishing.

 Found at Althouse, of course.