Thursday, April 26, 2012

Arab Spring: Egypt Legalizes Necrophilia

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

So, it's OK as long as they smell fresh?

Hmm, this one looks fresher....

As Stacey, over at the other McCain says:

So if you’re an Egyptian guy and your 14-year-old wife turns you down for sex, just kill her and get “one for the road,” eh?
 Only one in six hours?  Stacey must not be that ambitious.

Spotted at the Other McCain's
Well past the "use by" date

Special Thanks to Wombat-Socho for picking up this and other links in his special Thursday edition of Rule 5 Sunday.

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