Friday, January 25, 2013

Your Friday Monkey Dacker Lab Tech

a little old, but still amusing
I think he's still drunk

GHSU lab tech found drunk, partially clothed, police say 2 lab monkeys found outside cages
According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building about 10:30 p.m. Monday.

Campus police said Mitchell, a Lab Animal Services technician, was intoxicated and seated in a chair with his pants half-down.

The spokeswoman said two monkeys were found outside their cages in the lab but were confined to the room.

Mitchell was booked into the Richmond County jail Monday on charges of public intoxication.
What, you mean that's never happened to you?

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