Democratic Activist Prepares for Group W Bench

Peter Smith Glitter Bomber: Peter Smith Worked for Colorado State Senate

On Tuesday night, a student at University of Colorado Denver was arrested by Secret Service for trying to throw glitter at Mitt Romney. Now sources are telling Colorado Peak Politics that the “glitter bomber” worked for the Colorado state Senate Democrats. This session.

The student in question, Peter Smith, faces up to 6 months in prison for “creating a disturbance, throwing a missile and an unlawful act on school property,” according to Denver Police spokesman Sonny Jackson.

Our sources are saying he was fired by the Senate Democrats either yesterday or today. Source: Colorado Peak Politics

Throwing glitter seems like good fun, until it gets in your eye and scratches your cornea and leads to a persistent eye infection, operation, loss of vision, etc.  And Secret Service agents don't know if you're throwing glitter, or a deadly poison or disease.  Just the act of preparing to throw something at a candidate needs to be taken as a potentially life threatening act.  It would loads of fun if the agents protecting one of the republican nominees shot a glitter bomber.

The glitter bomber faces up to six months in jail, but will likely get his wrist slapped and be allowed to go free with a promise not to sin again. I hope that when he goes up for his federal job he gets put on the Group W bench with the mother rapers and father stabbers:

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench...