Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Maryland Indians Enjoyed Crabs Too

Crab feasts are a tradition in Maryland, a true sign of the best of summer. Almost nothing is more traditional than steaming crabs in Old Bay (or the spice mix of your choice), picking them on a picnic table covered with paper, dipping them in melted butter and more Old Bay to eat, accompanied by copious cheap beer (Natty Boh is traditional).

For years it has been thought that Redskins Indians Native American Aborigines did not have a taste for crabs, because archaeological evidence showed little evidence for crabs, but huge mounds of oyster shells, called middens near their dwellings.  However, a more careful look shows that they did in fact, eat crabs, and that it's merely an artifact of poor preservation of the shells that led us to believe otherwise.

American Indians, colonists had healthy appetite for crabs, study shows
Native Americans and America’s early colonists ate many more blue crabs than modern researchers previously thought, according to a team of scientists studying crab remains unearthed at archaeological sites in the Chesapeake Bay area.

Because so very few crab shells have been recovered in archaeological digs in the midAtlantic, anthropologists and others have long assumed that crabs were eaten rarely, if at all, by Native Americans or colonists there.

Now a comprehensive review of 93 archaeological sites across the Chesapeake Bay dating back to 1,200 B.C. has turned up evidence showing quite the opposite.
I always found it difficult to believe that native peoples didn't take advantage of a very abundant and easily obtained source of protein. I do wonder what sort of techniques they used to catch large numbers of them?  Baited traps, beach nets, spears? All of the above?
The researchers found little mention in archaeological studies of the remains of blue crabs in the Chesapeake region, says Matt Ogburn, a crab ecologist at the Smithsonian Environmental Research Center and co-author of the paper. “Initially, when we began reviewing Chesapeake sites, we thought we might find 100 or, if lucky, 200 pieces of crab remains and claws to work with. But it turned out there is a lot more out there than we expected,” Ogburn says.

As the paper reveals, by looking into museums and other repositories “we identified and evaluated more than 900 crab remains collected from archaeological sites,” Ogburn adds. The findings ran counter to “the widely held hypothesis that people in the past did not eat crabs,” the scientists say.

Why hasn’t previous research found evidence of crabs? The answer is in the shells. “The blue crab carapace is so fragile and friable that it just doesn’t preserve that well over time,” Rick says. The shell pieces have often gone unrecognized during archaeological digs.
Although we do find fossil crab parts on the beach (including some kind of relative of the Blue Crab), mostly it's just the tips of the claws which are the most heavily calcified part of the shell. I have only heard of reports of more or less intact crab shells being found embedded in the the cliff sediments.
 By measuring the excavated the crab parts–primarily pieces of claws and shell parts–the researchers determined that large crabs were more common in the archaeological collections compared to crabs caught in the Chesapeake today.

“Large crabs overall seem to have been quite a bit more common in prehistoric times than they are today,” Rick says. “That’s what we would expect, but it is good to have scientific confirmation that today’s smaller crabs are in part the result of an intensive fishery that removes large crabs from the population.”
While crabs can live for several years in aquaria, because fishing mortality for crabs in Chesapeake Bay is on the order of 70% annually (meaning 70% of the legal crabs in the Bay are caught and eaten every year), it's a rare crab that exceeds the minimum fishing size long enough to became truly giant crabs. Plus, only the males can become giants, since the females stop shedding and growing after they reach sexual maturity.

How About a Little Vatican Rule 5?

Rule 5 for "How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year"
Rule 5 actually combines four separate principles of blogospheric success:
A. Everybody loves a pretty girl . . .
B. Mind the MEGO factor. . .
C. Sex sells. . .
D. Feminism sucks . . .
So how does the Vatican get into the Rule 5 business? Well, for one, there are all those Madonna images.  But for today:

New Vatican women's initiative runs into immediate storm of criticism over video starring 'sexy blonde'


A new Catholic women's initiative rolled out by the Vatican is at the centre of a storm of criticism over a video starring a 'sexy blonde'.

The Internet promotional video, featuring blonde Italian actress Nancy Brilli, came under such ridicule that it was quickly taken down, it has been reported.
. . .
But the video soon sparked criticism from around the English speaking world.

'What were they thinking at the Vatican?' wrote Phyllis Zagano of Hofstra University in the National Catholic Reporter.

'Aside from the obvious - sexy sell has long gone by the boards in developed nations and is totally unacceptable in predominantly Muslim countries - the fact of the matter is that highlighting a stereotypical spokeswoman is not the way to ask for women's input.'
So is the Vatican just supposed to ignore the fact that pretty women exist, and that their attractiveness adds to the power of advertising for both men and women? They have a point of view to sell, and see a way to do it.

Wombat-socho has the giant "Rule 5 Sunday: Sick, Lame & Lazy Edition" ready at The Other McCain. Also linked in Proof Positives "Best of the Web*." 

More Nancy Brilli below the jump:

Practice for the Next Beltway Snowstorm?



To be fair, at -16 (C I presume) snow is a lot less slick than at 0, like it usually is when it snows in the DC region. Still, a lot of our drivers could benefit from some training.

Swiped from Theo's.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Virginia Bails on Bag Bill, Tries to Ban Free Floating Balloons

The desire of localities across Northern Virginia to tax single-use plastic bags has died its annual death in Richmond.

A measure by state Sen. Chap Petersen (D-Fairfax) to impose a 5-cent-per-bag tax on customers in retail outlets was “passed by indefinitely” – sent to a kind of legislative purgatory – on a 14-1 vote in the Senate Committee on Finance.

Funds raised from the proposed legislation would have been earmarked for efforts to protect the Chesapeake Bay watershed.

Had Petersen’s measure made it out of the Senate, it would have faced an uphill climb in the House of Delegates. All previous efforts to either impose a bag tax, or allow localities to do so, died in past sessions of the General Assembly.
While I encourage those who want to to use reusable bags, I don't think it needs to be made mandatory. In some cases, reusable bags actually increase the chance of illness (being a fine way to spread and breed microbes). We use them, but we're not fanatics about it.

Today we dropped into a grocery store after exercise class, and Georgia did not have bags in the back of my car. To bag about 7 items took the checker 3 bags. Utterly unnecessary.

In other Virginia nanny state news, a Virginia lawmaker proposes ban on releasing balloons into atmosphere
A Virginia lawmaker says banning the release of helium balloons into the air could help save wildlife on land and in the water.

Balloons are fouling the state's beaches and can be deadly to wildlife, says Republican Sen. Jeff McWaters of Virginia Beach, who is sponsoring a bill to prohibit releasing lighter-than-air balloons into the atmosphere.

His bill would ban the intentional release of balloons inflated with helium or another lighter-than-air gas and require more than five minutes' contact with air or water to degrade.

Violations would carry a civil penalty of $5 per balloon, with proceeds going into the Litter Control and Recycling Fund.

The measure would supersede an existing law that bans release of 50 or more balloons in an hour.
McWaters' bill cleared the Agriculture, Conservation and Natural Resources Committee on a 9-6 vote Thursday and is headed to the full Senate.
. . .
Mark Swingle, director of research and conservation at the Virginia Aquarium and Marine Science Center in Virginia Beach, called balloons an insidious form of litter that can travel great distances to remote stretches of Virginia's shoreline. A recent survey found as many as 150 balloons per mile of beach, he said.

Ed Clark, president of the Wildlife Center of Virginia in Waynesboro, said sea turtles are especially vulnerable to deflated balloons because they mistake them for jellyfish. "They ingest them, and that's the end of them," he said.

In addition, Clark said, balloons are often attached to nylon or plastic strings that are slow to degrade, and birds get entangled in them.
While I occasionally find loose balloon floating on the Bay or washed up on the beach, I look askance at the estimate of 150 per mile of beach. I've never seen anything approaching that. While these balloons do pose a mild threat to wildlife, I'd like to see some reliable estimate of the mortality from balloons compared to from other sources. I would guess it's trivial at best.

And what about enforcement. How are you going to detect and slap your $5 per balloon tax on the three year olds that inevitably let go of their balloon and start wailing about it?

Chesapeake Whistle Blower Makes Cool Quarter Million for Oil Spill

Japanese shipper fined $1.8M for illegal oil discharge, with whistle-blower taking $250K
A Japanese ship operator was ordered to pay $1.8 million for illegally dumping oil residue and bilge water into the ocean last year, as part of a plea agreement Friday in federal court in Baltimore.

A crew member on board the ship who acted as a whistle-blower will receive $250,000 of that, while $450,000 will go to the National Fish and Wildlife Foundation for projects benefiting the Chesapeake Bay, according to the office of Rod J. Rosenstein, the U.S. attorney for Maryland.

The sentence, handed down by U.S. District Judge Catherine C. Blake, came after Hachiuma Steamship Co., the operator of the M/V Selene Leader, pleaded guilty to violating the Act to Prevent Pollution from Ships.

The plea agreement includes three years of probation, during which the company must develop an environmental compliance program, according to Rosenstein's office.
. . .
Law requires that such discharge must first pass through a machine that separates oil from water.
My guess is that $250,000 had better represent a lifetime income for the Philippine who ratted on the Japanese shipping company, as he is unlikely to find another berth on a ship.

It was pretty stupid of the Captain to permit the discharge given the heavy penalties involved. Even if the separator was out of order, it would pay to wait to get it fixed.

Great Moments in Zero Tolerance: Child Suspended for Threatening Wizardry

Aiden and a potential collaborator in wizardry
Texas boy suspended for saying he could make classmate ‘disappear’ with ‘Lord of the Rings’ sorcery
Kermit Elementary School officials called it a threat when the 9-year-old boy, Aiden Steward, in a playful act of make-believe, told a classmate he could make him disappear with a ring forged in fictional Middle Earth’s Mount Doom.

“It sounded unbelievable,” the boy’s father, Jason Steward, told the Daily News. He insists his son “didn’t mean anything by it.”

The Stewards had just watched “The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies” days earlier, inspiring Aiden’s imagination and leading him to proclaim that he had in his possession the one ring to rule them all.

“Kids act out movies that they see. When I watched Superman as a kid, I went outside and tried to fly,” Steward said.
Well, at 9 years old, a boy is about the size of an adult hobbit, so it's a reasonable worry that he could use a Ring of Doom to destroy the evil educational system. Gotta nip that kind of thinking in the bud.


Hail to Thee our Alma Mater

Former Oregon State student arrested after making a porn video in campus library
A porn video that a former student made in the stacks of the Oregon State University library is getting university administrators hot under the collar.

Kendra Sunderland, 19, became the talk of campus when she posted a video on PornHub that showed her stripping out of her top and touching herself for 31 minutes in the crowded Valley Library in Corvallis, Oregon.

The clip became a sensation on campus - passed around among students on social media. It was viewed more than 260,000 times in just a few days before PornHub took it down, KEZI-TV reports.
Since Georgia and I went to graduate school at Oregon State for what seemed like forever at the time (although I did get a Masters and PhD for my trouble), I spent a lot of time in the Kerr Library, which was eventually refurbished and added onto and renamed the Valley Library. I don't ever remember anything remotely this amusing happening in the library while I was present. But then, if it happened it probably didn't take place on the floors that held the science journals.
This week, the Oregon State Police arrested Sunderland on a charge of public indecency. She was cited and released.

Some students were dismayed at the infamy Sunderland brought to campus. Others were amused. Many, though, were surprised she was able to get away with filming a porn in the crowded library for half an hour without being caught by anyone.
I'm sure there are times and places in a library that big that don't see a lot of action in an average day. And on a weekend?
'I feel like it’s always packed. I don’t know how anyone could get away with it,' student Shelby Wilson told KEZI.

University spokesman Steven Clark said monitors patrol the campus library - but they can't be everywhere at once.
In Kendra's defense, she says she was bored.
America’s latest college porn star says that she dropped out of Oregon State University because she was “bored.” Kendra Sunderland told us that studying at the school “wasn’t what [she] wanted for her life.” 
Maybe after a couple of years of "free" community college work, or prostitution, she'll be ready to go back to school.

Student may spend year in jail for masturbation cam in college library [NSFW] - has link to actual video. Meh, She should've stayed in college.


I say give her a spanking, post it on YouTube, and call it even.

Wombat-socho has the giant "Rule 5 Sunday: Sick, Lame & Lazy Edition" ready at The Other McCain.

I Have But One Question

How the hell did the horse get on the roof?

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Superbowl XLIX Live Blog

Time once again for the Superbowl. To be honest, while I don't have a strong preference, I suppose as a former denizen of the woods of the Northwest, I have to favor the Seahawks, although I admire Brady and Belichick's creative cheating, if that's what it was.

However, some NFL business on the way past: NFL Agent Arrested In FBI Fraud Probe
A Chicago sports agent and a New York financial adviser who represents athletes and entertainers have been charged with plotting to defraud investors in a multimillion dollar scheme that also involved a notorious swindler who was secretly working for the FBI, The Smoking Gun has learned.

FBI agents late last year arrested Vincent Porter and Joseph Vaccaro for conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Both men have entered not guilty pleas to the felony charge and are scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in San Diego, California on February 2.
We win the toss! Yaah!

The evening before Porter’s next court hearing, one of his clients--New England Patriots tight end Brian Tyms--could be on the field for Super Bowl XLIX. Until about a week ago, the 35-year-old agent (seen at right) also represented Jonas Gray, the Patriots’s leading rusher. In a brief interview today, Porter said he was just fired by Gray, who informed the agent it was “time to move on.” When asked if he told clients of his arrest, Porter declined to comment.
6:25 Coin toss: Seahawks win. Patriots to receive. Whew, I'm glad that's over. What tension.

More NFL news. NFL wife launches obscene diatribe against ‘greedy,’ women-hating NFL

Miko Grimes
For Miko Grimes, a pulled paid appearance was the last straw.

The wife of Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes unleashed a firestorm headed the NFL’s way Monday night, tweeting an obscenity-laced diatribe against the league first for stiffing her husband, then for more serious allegations of inherent greed, a flagrant disregard for head injuries and women-hating.
And what brought that on?
Miko Grimes opened her tirade with a seeming miscommunication: Her husband asked for permission to miss a Pro Bowl practice to attend to her, fresh off “emergency oral surgery.” While Cowboys coach Jason Garrett acquiesced, the NFL likely wasn’t notified.

Since he was absent, the league yanked a scheduled paid appearance for the 31-year-old defensive back, and his wife used that final straw to stir up a league still reeling from the Deflategate scandal. . .
Since he probably makes more from a paid appearance than an average American makes in a year, that's probably sufficient provocation.

Kick off at 6:30. Brady starts at the 18 yard mark. Makes one first down and is forced to punt. Seattle hits the kicker, but Patriots decline the penalty, content to hold them at the 16 yd line. Seahawks make nothing out it and and are forced to kick it back. Woohoo! Exciting.

Patriots march down the field to the point they're threatening to score, and then Brady throws an interception. Seattle takes over at their own 14.

Lousy Lexus and mildly amusing data storage commercial from Kim Kardashian the unmentionable Armenian.

Seattle makes nothing out of it, and kick back to the New England.  Is it bed time yet?

Cute puppy commercial from Budweiser.

New England scores on a Brady pass to Brandon LaFell. Kick is good 7-0 Patriots. Boring commercials follow.

Seahawks make nothing out of the next possession. Back to Brady.

Sappy Nissan commercial. I hope that one doesn't stay around.

Patriots three and out.

More ads, including an ad for Katy Perry at half time.

Marshawn Lynch makes a TD for Seattle on a short run. Kick is good, 7-7.

McDonalds ad. Esurance add starring Walter White. Mildly amusing ad for some car. Great Ad for The Blacklist.

Brady throws a touchdown pass to Bronkowski in the endzone with 31 seconds in the half left, Kick is good, 14-7 Patriots.

Some ad. I missed it.

A lot of drama as the Seahawks seem to have decided to go for a TD from the 15 yard line with six seconds. And Succeed! Kick is good, 14-14 with 2 seconds.

Half time. Lots of ads. Some football talk that basically reiterates what I said above. Then. . .



Katy Perry's half time show was pretty decent, if that kind of thing is to your taste.

8:33, Kickoff for second half, Seahawks receive.

Seahawks march down the field, are stopped near the goal line and settle for a field goal 17-14 Seattle.

More ads.

Seahawks intercept pass near 45 yd line. Penalty after the catch. Play stands.

Seattle gets down near the goal line after a missed sack on Wilson that he ran for a near first down, and a power run by Marshawn Lynch, followed by a short pass to Baldwin for a touchdown, kick is good. 24-14 Seahawks.

Beer ad, among others.

Patriot drive falls short, punt.

More ads.

Seahawk drive also fails, punt.

More ads. Some play, more ads.

Patriots drive to the 5 yard line. Brady passes to Amendola for a touchdown, kick is good 24-21 Seahawks.

More ads.

Seahawks waste a possession. More ads
Patriots drive to 6 yard line, stop clock at 2:52. Drive to 3 yard line. Brady passes to Edelmen for touchdown. The kick is good. 28-24 Patriots. More ads.

The Seahawks' Wilson makes a long pass to Marshawn Lynch near the 50 just before the 2:00 minute warning.

A miracle catch by Kerse, flat on his back after the pass was nearly knocked away by Butler. Down to the 10 ish. Another run to the 1 yard. Pass intercepted by Butler. Likely the end of the game. Why the hell did they call a pass? Marshawn Lynch makes 1 yard in his sleep.

At the 1 yd line, with 20 seconds, the Seahawks get pulled offsides and lose 5 yds.

Ugly rumble breaks out. Seattle loses 15 more yards. 18 seconds.

Patriots win their 4th Superbowl. Great game, ugly ending. Let me fix that.


Thanks to Donald Douglas at American Power for linking to this post in Quick Super Bowl XLIX Rule 5 mid-game. Wombat-socho has the giant "Rule 5 Sunday: Sick, Lame & Lazy Edition" ready at The Other McCain.

Super Sunday Obamacare Schadenfreude

You didn't think I was going to stop chewing this bone just because the Superbowl is going to be played later today, did you?

Having not learned their lesson, or perhaps having learned the wrong lesson, IRS has rehired the company that originally bungled the federal Obamacare website:
Seven months after federal officials fired CGI Federal for its botched work on the Obamacare website Healthcare.gov, the IRS awarded the same company a $4.5 million IT contract for its new Obamacare tax program,” The Daily Caller’s Richard Pollock reported.
GI is a $10.5 billion Montreal-based company that has forever been etched into the public’s mind as the company behind the bungled Obamacare main website.
After facing a year of embarrassing failures, federal officials finally pulled the plug on the company and terminated CGI’s contract in January 2014.
Yet on Aug. 11, seven months later, IRS officials signed a new contract with CGI to provide “critical functions” and “management support” for its Obamacare tax program, according to the Federal Procurement Data System, a federal government procurement database.
Not only has CGI Federal been contracted to build a new functional platform for the federal government, but it is also back to working on an account linked to the implementation of the Affordable Care Act. A fiction writer would be hard-pressed to come up with a better metaphor for the federal government’s chronic inefficiencies and cronyism.
Before I comment further, this was conjoined with:  Review confirms administration did not properly vet HealthCare.gov contractors
The federal agency responsible for developing HealthCare.gov did not properly vet the contractors it hired to build the Web site and failed in many other aspects of planning it, according to a government review.

In a report Thursday, the Department of Health and Human Services’ inspector general said that the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services “did not perform thorough reviews of contractor past performance when awarding two key contracts,” among other issues.

The findings confirm problems that The Washington Post first highlighted in a pair of articles more than a year ago. One of the reports showed that CGI Federal, a key contractor in the development of the site, had ties to failed projects, while an earlier story revealed that the company was filled with executives from a troubled IT firm.

The government spent about $800 million to build HealthCare.gov, which was plagued with problems and barely functioned during its botched launch in October 2013. CMS eventually fixed the glitches, but the remedies added millions to the cost of the project.
Of course, it couldn't possibly hurt that one of CGI's senior executives was a college friend and compatriot of Michelle Obama:
Q: Does a college classmate of Michelle Obama work for CGI Federal? Did that company receive a no-bid contract to build the HealthCare.gov website?

A: Toni Townes-Whitley, a senior vice president at CGI, and Obama graduated from Princeton University in 1985. However, company and government officials say the contract was awarded through a competitive bidding process.
Of course you take the administration and the contractor denials at face value.

CBO: 10 million will lose employer-based coverage under ObamaCare by 2021
The new CBO projection on ObamaCare’s impact has a couple of counter-narrative epiphanies, and the impact on employer-based insurance is just one of them. When Democrats pushed the ACA through Congress on a party-line vote and with plenty of legislative chicanery — remember “reconciliation”? — they insisted that ObamaCare would do three things:

  1. It would not force any changes to individual-market plans already in place, nor to choices of providers.
  2. It would not reduce employer-based health insurance at all, and would slightly improve it.
  3. It would be deficit neutral for the first decade, starting in 2011.

The first became known as Politifact’s 2013 Lie of the Year. Not only did ObamaCare force millions of people out of their plans in the first year of enrollment, it’s doing the same thing in the second year with its recalculation of subsidies and the premium shocks that creates. Investors Business Daily points out that the CBO demolishes the second argument too:
The latest CBO report is supposed to be a big win for the Obama administration because the projected costs are 20% below what the CBO first projected in 2010.
But the CBO report also shows that ObamaCare will be far more disruptive to the employer-based insurance market, while being far less effective at cutting the ranks of the uninsured, than promised.
Thanks to ObamaCare, the CBO now expects that 10 million workers will lose their employer-based coverage by 2021.
This finding stands in sharp contrast to earlier CBO projections, which at one point suggested ObamaCare would increase the number of people getting coverage through work, at least in its early years.
Sure, you can keep your insurance if you like it, if you can find it in the smoking ruin of the American healthcare system.

Millions to owe Obamacare tax penalty
As millions of Americans sit down in coming weeks to compile their tax returns, they'll have to contend with Obamacare's health insurance mandate for the first time.

Some three-quarters of the nation's 150 million taxpayers have health insurance through their jobs or government programs and will simply have to check a box on the Form 1040.

Another 15 million to 30 million people will request and be granted an exemption to the mandate by filing Form 8965. Those who aren't subject to the insurance requirement include undocumented immigrants, low-income Americans and those for whom insurance premiums were more than 8% of their household income.

Finally, between 4.5 million and 7.5 million taxpayers received subsidies for insurance premiums when they signed up for coverage on Obamacare exchanges. They will have to use Form 8962 to reconcile their actual 2014 income with the amount they estimated when they applied for a policy in late 2013 or early 2014.

Those who underestimated their income either will receive smaller tax refunds or will owe the IRS money.
But wait, the Obama administration is getting ready to make more on-the-fly "revisions" to the law.

White House Seeks to Limit Health Law’s Tax Troubles
Obama administration officials and other supporters of the Affordable Care Act say they worry that the tax-filing season will generate new anger as uninsured consumers learn that they must pay tax penalties and as many people struggle with complex forms needed to justify tax credits they received in 2014 to pay for health insurance.

The White House has already granted some exemptions and is considering more to avoid a political firestorm.
. . .
To claim tax credits, consumers need to fill out I.R.S. Form 8962, which includes a matrix with 12 rows and six columns — a total of 72 boxes, to compute subsidies for each month. Most taxpayers use software to prepare returns, and that will simplify the process, officials said.

Federal officials have authorized more than 30 types of exemptions from the penalty for not having insurance. One is for low-income people who live in states that did not expand Medicaid. Another is available to people who would have to pay premiums amounting to more than 8 percent of their household income. The government will also allow a variety of hardship exemptions and in most cases will require taxpayers to send in documents as evidence of hardship.
What Obama Can Do if SCOTUS Cripples Obamacare
If the Supreme Court tears apart Obamacare this summer, the president won't be able to put it back together all by himself.

Executive action is all the rage in the White House these days, and it's hard to imagine a better candidate for unilateralism than fixing the Affordable Care Act in the wake of a crippling Supreme Court decision. That scenario would check every box: Republican intransigence; a top priority for Obama; and severe disruption in real people's lives.

There's just one problem: A good administrative solution might not exist.

"There are no administrative fixes that are realistic," said Neera Tanden, president of the liberal Center for American Progress. "We don't believe there's any administrative fix."
. . .
"The administration won't just be able to wave a magic wand and make the problem go away. States will still have to do something to establish an exchange … it's just not clear what that will be," Bagley said.

The logistics of that switch wouldn't be easy, but they're not the hardest part. Several health policy experts said the Health and Human Services Department could probably figure out a way to keep running most of the exchanges' technical systems, most likely as a contractor.
. . .
"It could just become a never-ending series of lawsuits," Jost said.

Superbowl Sunday Warmup

The Victoria's Secrets Angels fake playing football. Frankly, I don't think the uniforms do much for them:



You should stick to lingerie and swimsuits:



Apparently this one has been banned due to a humor deficit:



Linked at Pirate's Cove in the weekly "Sorta Blogless Sunday Patriotic Pinup." Wombat-socho has the giant "Rule 5 Sunday: Sick, Lame & Lazy Edition" ready at The Other McCain.

Time to Walk the Plank?



So many ways for that to go bad, and they just let the plank slide off the dock.

Saturday, January 31, 2015

In Medicine, Money Talks

Study: Placebos with a higher price tag work better
A meta-analysis found that placebos used in clinical trials of Parkinson's treatments improved symptoms by an average of 16 percent, theLos Angeles Times reports, and the University of Cincinnati team decided to study 12 patients with "moderately advanced" Parkinson's in a clinical trial of "a new injectable dopamine agonist." With Parkinson's, patients lose brain cells that make dopamine, something this drug could combat.

The participants were told that they were taking two versions of experimental drugs that worked the same but were made differently, with one costing 15 times more than the other. They were actually given the same exact saline solution. The results showed that both versions of the placebo improved motor function compared with a base line test, but the subjects who took the $1,500 dose had an improvement that was 9 percent greater than the $100-per-dose placebo. "Patients' expectations have an important role in the efficacy of medical therapies," the researchers wrote.
Of course. If a placebo is working through a psychological effect, anything that helps convince the subject that the drug is betters should contribute to the effect. We would normally expect that a cheaper drug would be less effective than a more expensive drug, because, why would anyone prescribe the more expensive drug if it wasn't? I'm only surprised the difference was so slight.

Time For Plan B

Move the nation's capitol to Fargo, North Dakota

In today's Post, the President is now on record as requiring all federal projects to check off the box "Did this project consider the possible effects of sea level rise?"

In major shift, Obama administration will plan for rising seas in all federal projects
President Obama issued an executive order Friday directing federal agencies to adopt stricter building and siting standards to reflect scientific projections that future flooding will be more frequent and intense due to climate change.

The order represents a major shift for the federal government: while the Federal Emergency Management Administration published a memo three years ago saying it would take global warming into account when preparing for more severe storms, most agencies continue to rely on historic data rather than future projections for building projects.

The new standard gives agencies three options for establishing the flood elevation and hazard area they use in siting, design and construction of federal projects. They can use data and methods “informed by best-available, actionable climate science”; build two feet above the 100-year flood elevation for standard projects and three feet above for critical buildings such as hospitals and evacuation centers; or build to the 500-year flood elevation.
Washington D.C. was all well and good as a temporary capitol for the young nation stretched along the Atlantic seaboard. Built largely on low lying land between two tidal rivers, much of it wetlands where such building would not be permitted today, the founders could not know that it was doomed in the future by the rising seas from the melting glaciers at the end of the last glacial period.


Oh my gosh, 3.16 mm per year, or even as much as 3.51 if you throw in the upper confidence level for good measure. At that rate, I calculate that the rising seas will cover the tippy top of the Washington Monument (555 ft, to which I have generously added 20 ft for the huge hill the monument sits on) in only 49,931.62 years. (It very important to use a lot of significant digits if you wish to convince someone that your calculations mean something) We must take this threat seriously, and start considering a new location for the capitol, one far from the rising ocean, and much further north, to avoid the prospect that the weather could become as bad as say, South Carolina's or Georgia's.


Many years ago my father made a suggestion to fix the capitol's East Coast bias by moving it somewhere closer to the geographic center of the country, to Fargo, North Dakota.  The actual geographic center of the United States is located near Belle Fourche, South Dakota, close enough.  But it would also serve to stave off the effects of rising seas, because at an official elevation of 904 ft it will not be inundated by the rising seas for almost 79,000 years.

Moreover, it's climate is, to say the least, in need of some warming:
Because of its location in the Great Plains and its distance from both mountains and oceans, Fargo has a humid continental climate, and is located in USDA Plant Hardiness Zone 4.The city features long, cold, windy, and snowy winters, with lows falling to or below 0 °F (−17.8 °C) 43 nights per year, and sometimes falling to −20 °F (−28.9 °C). Snowfall averages 52 inches (132 cm) per season. Spring and autumn are short and highly variable seasons. Summers are warm with frequent thunderstorms, and highs reach 90 °F (32 °C) on an average of 12.7 days each year. Annual precipitation of 22.7 inches (577 mm) is concentrated in the warmer months. Extreme temperatures have ranged from −48 °F (−44 °C) on January 8, 1887 to 114 °F (46 °C) on July 6, 1936.

In 2011, Fargo won The Weather Channel’s “America's Toughest Weather City” poll. Almost 850,000 votes, blizzards, cold, and floods were used to determine Fargo as the “Toughest Weather City” in 2011.
At least the summer thunderstorms will remind the transfers from D.C. of their native clime. They will, however,  have to learn to deal with cold and snow, or the city will be shut down a lot more than it is at present. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing.

With due apologies to Fargo, it think it's not too soon to being preparing for the move. It's too bad we didn't take advantage of the 2011 Virginia earthquake's loosening of the stones of the Washington Monument as well as other local landmarks as an opportunity to start the process of dismantling them, packing them onto freight trains and sending them to the north country.

Linked at Pirate's Cove in the weekly "Sorta Blogless Sunday Patriotic Pinup." Thanks Teach!

Rule 5 Saturday - Willa Ford Wanna Be Bad

This weeks Rule 5 Saturday special is for Willa Ford, the stage name of Amanda Lee Modano:
. . .an American singer, songwriter, dancer, model, television personality and film actress. She released her debut album, Willa Was Here, in 2001. Ford also has appeared in movies such as Friday the 13th (2009), hosted several reality television shows, posed for Playboy and competed on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.
Why? I'm out of other ideas.
Some other career "highlights":
In early 2006, Ford played as one of the four celebrity quarterbacks for the Lingerie Bowl, which was shown during the half-time of Super Bowl XL. Later that year, she was featured in a nude pictorial in the March 2006 issue of Playboy. Stuff magazine ranked her #48 in the 101 Sexiest Online Women supplement later that year.
Nothing deflated there.
 She also had been cast in another movie Assassin's Fury, but was later dropped. According to the site BZFilm.com which conducted an interview with the producer Fabio Soldani on April 25th, it has been confirmed by Fabio Soldani himself that after a mere 5 days of shooting, they had no choice but to let Willa go from the project, quoting that Willa was "a nightmare to be around" and that "shooting was a really sad place to be for those 5 days".
Some NSFW material here, here, here and here.

She Just Wanna Be Bad

Mission accomplished.

GOODSTUFF is featuring the Bionic Woman, Lindsey Wagner in his 175th Blogging Magazine Issue. Linked at Pirate's Cove in the weekly "Sorta Blogless Sunday Patriotic Pinup." Wombat-socho had the "Rule 5 Sunday: Wax Ecstatic" post up at The Other McCain before Superbowl night was over.

Oh, To Be Young and Invulnerable Again . . .

Friday, January 30, 2015

Chesapeake Bay: More Blue Catfish Than People

Analysis estimates Bay’s blue catfish at 100 million, with room for expansion


By contrast, the number  of people in the Chesapeake Bay is estimated to be 17 million, so that's roughly 5 catfish per person. I haven't even caught my share yet, let alone all those nonfisherpeople's.
The Chesapeake Bay region may be home to roughly 100 million hungry blue catfish — with plenty of room for their numbers to expand, according to a recent estimate.

If the estimate is correct — and there are plenty of caveats — that would mean the Bay has roughly one blue catfish for every three blue crabs, though the average catfish is many times larger than the average crab.
Depending on what one means by average, this could be very deceiving. Both catfish and crabs are very small when young, and the young are far more numerous. We think of them as 50-100 lb fish versus 1-2 lb crabs, but the truth is more like comparing 10-20 gram juveniles.
The result was a range of 94 million to 111 million blue catfish living in the fresh and brackish areas of tidal Bay rivers. Blue catfish avoid salinities of more than about 17 parts per thousand.
At 17 parts per thousand, they could occupy most of the mainstem Chesapeake Bay.


There's very little evidence of them  doing so, although the clearly tolerate moderate salinities long enough to move from one tributary to another, much like Snakeheads do.
“There are all kinds of opportunity for error to sneak into this,” cautioned Greg Garman, director of the VCU Center for Environmental Studies, who led the effort that he acknowledged relied heavily on the use of best professional judgment.
Or as we in the business call them, SWAGs (Scientific Wild Ass Guesses).
Nonetheless, he added, “we think it is a reasonable, coarse estimate of the total number of fish.”
I think there's some scare mongering going on here. Blue Cats could become a problem, but I don't believe that has been demonstrated in any real life way. It more a plea "We're working on something really scary here. Send us more money."

Wombat-socho had the "Rule 5 Sunday: Wax Ecstatic" post up at The Other McCain before Superbowl night was over.

Senate Passes Keystone Bill, Obama Threatens Veto

Senate votes to build Keystone, defying veto threat from Obama
The Senate on Thursday voted 62-36 to build the Keystone XL oil sands pipeline, delivering Republicans the first legislative victory of their new majority.

Nine Democrats joined with Republicans in voting to approve the $8 billion project, five votes short of the two-thirds majority that would be needed to override a promised veto from President Obama.

The nine Democrats who voted to approve Keystone were Sens. Michael Bennet (Colo.), Tom Carper (Del.), Bob Casey Jr. (Pa.), Joe Donnelly (Ind.), Heidi Heitkamp (N.D.), Joe Manchin (W.Va.), Claire McCaskill (Mo.), Jon Tester (Mont.) and Mark Warner (Va.)
. . .
The bill now heads to the House, where Republicans are determined to act quickly to force Obama into taking what they believe will be a politically unpopular stand against a project that would carry oil sands from Canada to refineries on the Gulf Coast.
Wait, I thought the House had already passed a Keystone Pipeline Bill this session?
While the House voted to build the pipeline earlier this year, the Senate added several amendments to the legislation during three weeks of work, the byproduct of McConnell’s promise to give individual members more input on the floor.

Aides said House Republicans have not decided whether to pass the Senate bill as is or seek a conference committee, where a final version would be negotiated between the chambers.
You mean they allowed Senators to actually vote amendments to the bill? When did that start happening?  Oh, right. .  .
 Obama has repeatedly warned Congress not to short-circuit the federal review of the pipeline and seems poised to issue the third veto of his presidency when the legislation hits his desk.

"If, in fact, the legislation that passed the House also passes the Senate, then the president won't sign it," White House spokesman Josh Earnest said Thursday.
The State Department, who must rule on the Keystone Pipeline, has already twice given it's approval to the Keystone, only to have it sent back to Obama with understood instructions do find something wrong with it, to burnish his environmentalist credentials.
"We are hoping the president, upon reflection, will sign agree to sign onto a bill that his State Department says could creates 42,000 jobs," McConnell said.
As Instapundit says, make him wear out that veto pen on jobs bills, cuts in the federal work force, and other popular legislation.

UPDATE: This would also be a good time to read this article by Jonah Goldberg:

Why Obama and the Saudis Like Low Gas Prices
. . . By artificially keeping oil prices low, the Saudis get to deal a powerful blow to the energy revolution in the U.S. (They also get to deliver a severe economic blow to their enemies the Iranians, which is nice.) In exchange, Obama gets an unearned political windfall and can claim vindication for his ineffectual economic policies.

Obama is paying back the Saudis by permanently taking the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve’s billions of barrels of oil off the table for all time. By doing so, he also puts the entire Trans-Alaskan Pipeline System (TAPS) on a starvation diet. North Slope oil production is half of what it once was, and if it falls below 350,000 barrels per day, the TAPS itself will start to become economically and technically unfeasible. In other words, Saudi Arabia’s short-term economic hit is an investment in future dependence on Saudi oil.

Of course, there need not be a conspiracy, just a convergence of economic and political interests. But the fact remains that Obama could never have gotten away with restricting energy development in ANWR before an election or when gas prices were high. This is Obama’s window, and it appears the Saudis are holding it open for him for as long as he needs.

And They Know Because They Were Monitoring When it Happened?

report says that the activity was caused by “the back space key being stuck.”
Many of the allegations made by former CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson regarding alleged computer intrusions by the U.S. government are disputed in a report by the Justice Department’s inspector general. “The OIG’s investigation was not able to substantiate the allegations that Attkisson’s computers were subject to remote intrusion by the FBI, other government personnel, or otherwise,” reads the inspector general’s report.

In her book “Stonewalled,” Attkisson had issued a wide-ranging set of claims — that her CBS News work computers and her personal computer had been hacked, that a strange wire was found hanging from the cable TV/broadband box outside of her home and that her phone service went fuzzy. The inspector general’s report found that the cable in question was a “common” cable used by Attkisson’s broadband provider. Here’s how the report sums up the situation:

Lastly, Attkisson reported to the OIG that a “suspicious” cable was attached to her Internet Service Provider’s connection box installed on her house. She opined to the OIG that perhaps this cable was being used to “tap” her house. Further investigation by the OIG revealed that the cable was a common cable used by the provider and could not be used to monitor or otherwise affect the phone or internet service at her residence.

And in response to Attkisson’s videotape of an alleged hacker deleting content from her computer screen, the report says that the activity was caused by “the back space key being stuck.”

The report notes that CBS News had declined to make available to the OIG laptop computers that Attkisson had used in her official capacity at the network. In June 2013, CBS News issued a statement confirming earlier statements by Attkisson that her computers had been breached.

A Bad Accident and a Great Recovery



A blonde Miss Beverly Hills Chanelle Riggan

Pretty sure I found this at Theo's. Wombat-socho had the "Rule 5 Sunday: Wax Ecstatic" post up at The Other McCain before Superbowl night was over.