It's Just a Fracking Chicken

Lawmakers cry "fowl" over move to help lesser prairie chicken

A move by U.S. authorities to consider placing a small grassland bird native to parts of the oil and gas belt on the Endangered Species List has drawn the ire of some Western lawmakers. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service on Friday announced a plan to consider having the lesser prairie chicken listed as "threatened" under the Endangered Species Act...

Once found in abundant numbers across much of Southeastern Colorado, Eastern New Mexico, the Texas Panhandle, Western Oklahoma and Western Kansas, the lesser prairie-chicken's historical range of native grasslands and prairies has been reduced by an estimated 84 percent, the service said.

Male Lesser Prairie Chicken soliciting sex

Lawmakers in major oil and gas producing districts immediately cried foul. "A listing will have permanent economic consequences for the people of Texas who live and work in the Permian Basin and the Texas Panhandle," said Representative Michael Conaway, a Republican. Conaway's sprawling West Texas district produces much of the state's oil and about one-quarter of its gas.

Protecting the lesser prairie-chicken "could drive ranching families and energy producers out of business," said Republican Representative Randy Neugebauer, whose district in East-Central Texas is a large agricultural area. New Mexico's Steve Pearce, chairman of the Congressional Western Caucus, said federal species regulation was being "driven by lawyers for extreme interest groups."

"Listing cannot come soon enough for the lesser prairie chicken," said Taylor Jones, endangered species advocate for WildEarth Guardians, a Santa Fe environmental group that at one point sued the federal government in an attempt to protect the birds from oil and gas drilling.

The Fish and Wildlife Service has opened a 90-day comment period on the lesser prairie-chicken and is seeking input from the public and from the scientific community before making its final decision. Four public hearings will be held in February.

It's a pattern we've seen often enough. If you have a natural resource practice you'd like to stop (and they pretty much want to stop them all), like logging or building dams, find a mildly charismatic animal, like a Spotted Owl or a Snail Darter that stands to lose (maybe) from the practice, get it declared endangered (whether or not it's really endangered), and use it as a club to fight against the hated capitalist enemy.

Jazz Shaw at Hot Air suggests that "Lesser Prairie Chicken" is not a very exciting name for a bird that is going to save us from the horrors of energy sufficiency, and suggested the name "Purple Crested Petrol Pecker".  I think "That Fracking Chicken" should be adopted.