Huh?

If I only had a buck for every time somebody tried to beat the Three Laws of Thermodynamics¹, I'd be a rich man. On the other hand, I suppose this could work if there were a really powerful electrical coil under the table. In which case you wouldn't need it.

¹You can't win.
You can't even break even.
You can't get out of the game.

Found here, by way of Theo's.