Wednesday, March 23, 2011

ToP 25 Libyan Mission Names

All big military operations have a goofy or pretentious name attached to them so the military guys can remember what they're supposed to be doing.  However, one has not yet been released to the public for the Libyan operations.  Here are a prioritized list that's being floated in the Puzzle Palace:

25. Operation "bitter Libyan clingers".
24. Operation Enduring Narcissism
23. Operation Brazilian Wax
22. Operation so that's what the red button does
21. Operation, STOP! Hammer Time.
20. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
19. Operation Enduring Urkel
18. Operation tear down this tent
17. Operation Bracketus Interruptus
16. Operation Beer Summit!
15. Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn't Prepare Me For This Sh**
14. Operation One Term President!
13. Operation Waffle Dither
12. Operation Back Nine
11. Operation Chevy Volt
10. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
9. Operation Panty-Waist
8. Operation Summer's Eve
7. Operation Organizing for Libya
6. Operation Call of Duty
5. Operation Nobel Peace Prize
4. Operation If Michael Moore Calls Tell Him I'm Not In
3. Operation FINE! I'll do something
2. Operation "Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
1. Operation Double Standard

Swiped from Janie

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