The Story of the destroyer USS Willaim D. Porter
In a few short years during WWII it managed to:
1. Nearly wreck a nearby neighboring ship when leaving dock the first time,
2. Almost depth charge a ship carrying the President of the United States,
3. Failing that, launch a live torpedo at the Presidents ship,
4. Shell their Base Commander's garden party, and finally,
5. Sink itself by running over an already crashed kamikaze.