Friday, February 8, 2013

Aquaculture is Great - Just Not in My Backyard

A proposed water column lease in the Chincoteague Bay off South Point for the purpose of aquaculture has become the touchstone of a much larger debate about the public’s right to recreate in state waters and has now resulted in a bill introduced in the General Assembly aimed at preserving those fundamental and historic rights.

The Maryland Department of Natural Resources (DNR) is considering an application for a water column lease in a vast area off South Point pre-approved for aquaculture activities. However, residents in the area and others have filed a formal protest of the proposal, citing a possible infringement on their ability to use the site for recreation in the form of swimming, boating, fishing and other activities.

While the local residents against the proposal do not oppose aquaculture in a larger sense, they have voiced grave concerns about the site proposed for the lease under consideration and have filed a formal protest to the application. At a prior hearing with the Office of Administrative Hearings (OAH) in Baltimore County late last year, the protesting group did not make a strong showing and the OAH ruled in favor of the applicant and dismissed the appeal.
About that "right to recreate"?
According to a coalition of private citizens against the proposed aquaculture lease off South Point, it was stated during the administrative hearing, “On Maryland waters, Maryland does not recognize the right to recreate.” During the same hearing, the Attorney General’s office reportedly dismissed the public’s right to recreationally use the tidewaters in question, saying “the parties all own boats and navigate over the proposed leases, sometimes at night, and that they fish, jet ski, water ski, wake surf and engage in other recreational activities,” and further said “essentially they assert a right to recreate anywhere they would like on Chincoteague Bay, but as stated, there is no right to recreate.”
First, what they are losing is not "the right to recreate" it is the "the right to recreate anywhere I damn well please, including the waters most convenient to me".  Certainly, not all of Chincoteague Bay will be placed off limit, so their right to "recreate" is not being substantially affected.  They could always play shuffleboard or some other state approved game.

I do have some sympathy for their plight.  I would be a little resentful if the state suddenly decided to make a large portion of the Bay off my beach unavailable for boating and fishing to give to some private company to make money off.  However, it does happen, and it has to happen to some extent.  I lost several of my best fishing holes to "security zone" (really security theater zones) after 9/11/2001.  I don't like it, but I'm not taking the state, Constellation Energy Group or Dominion Gas to court to get them back; nor would I expect to win such an action.

Army Issues Oyster Orders

After about three years of "intense" work, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers released its Chesapeake Bay Oyster Recovery: Native Oyster Restoration Master Plan, which aims to restore oyster population on a large scale in the Bay and its tributaries in Maryland and Virginia.

Though the master plan was just released, work toward restoration has begun already.

The plan comes after the presidential executive order to clean up 20 tributaries of the Bay by 2025, and it outlines 24 tier-one tributaries that are currently suited for restoration efforts to begin.

The goal is to restore the Bay on a tributary basis and have 20 to 40 percent of each tributary outlined to turn into oyster sanctuaries, meaning watermen wouldn't be able to harvest oysters on that specific bottom.
And how do the watermen feel about that?  Shockingly, they're not happy.
But for President of the Talbot County Watermen's Association Bunky Chance, the possibility of any more bottom being taken away from watermen is troubling and a good way to put watermen out of work.

"This sanctuary program is a very short-sighted way to spend millions of the taxpayer's dollars and it's money very poorly spent," Chance said. "For them to talk about extending the sanctuary program, in my view, is the height of idiocy."
I generally prefer the Army approach of making oyster sanctuaries protected from harvest compared to the approach of either Maryland or Virginia state governments, who protect oysters in sanctuaries just long enough for them to grow big enough for harvest.  Of course, I prefer my own proposal, a 5 (or more) year moratorium on wild oyster harvest entirely, to determine if oysters will succeed at all in the "modern" bay.

However, you have to wonder about a political system in which the US Army is making decisions on oyster management.

Perdue, Farmer Sue Waterkeepers Over Chicken Shit Suit

Waterkeeper group faces $3 million in claims for failed lawsuit
Lawyers for poultry producer Perdue and an Eastern Shore farmer are asking a federal judge to award them more than $3 million in attorneys' fees and expenses from the Waterkeeper Alliance, the New York-based environmental group that failed to prove they were polluting a Chesapeake Bay tributary.

Pointing to written comments by the deciding judge that were critical of the plaintiffs' motives and the strength of their case, the successful defendants contend they're justified in seeking reimbursement for a case they argued should never have gotten that far...

In a filing this week supporting his claim of $500,000 in attorney's fees, Ritchie wrote that the lawsuit was "needless and groundless" and for Hudson "an excruciating ordeal that has left its traumatic mark on his family despite the court's ruling in his favor."

"When [the Waterkeeper group] learned that what it had taken for an uncovered pile of chicken manure was actually a pile of harmless biosolids, it nevertheless proceeded with a lawsuit," Perdue's lawyers wrote in a separate filing.
I think it's pretty clear from the prior news reports (see below) that the Waterkeepers were surprised when it came out that the biosolids were not from the chicken farming operation, but had already decided to make an example of the Hudson Farm and Perdue, and decided that they could make something stick and proceeded with the suit.  Having them pay attorney fees and court costs seems only fair to me.

Previous posts on the Waterkeeper/Hudson Farm suit:

Waterkeepers Cut Losses in Chicken Shit Suit
Farmer Wins Chicken Shit Law Suit
Waterkeepers Roll the Dice on Chicken Suit
Judge Whacks Waterkeepers, UMD Legal Clinic


Let It Rain!

Not that we have much choice.  The big winter storm (Winter Storm Nemo, in the Weather Channel's new winter storm naming scheme), which is expected to  bury the Northeast in snow has arrived here as a rain storm. Time for another cup of coffee.

Your 6:00 AM Eye Opener: Perfect Form



She's OK with the fly rod, too. Whereas I am rather mediocre. Oh, I catch fish and all, but I don't make it look that good.

Hat tip to Pat.

My thanks, and apologies,  to Wombat-Socho at The Other McCain for including this in the weekly Rule 5 roundup "Who Gives a F*** About A G*ddamn Grammy" despite the fact that I sent it to the wrong mailbox.

Your Friday Monkey Dacker A$$holes

Trump Sues Maher for $5 Mil, "I PROVED I'm Not Part-Orangutan"

Donald Trump's mother is no orangutan-banger ... so says the Donald himself in a new, actually-filed lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Seriously, Trump actually filed this.

The Donald just sued Bill Maher for $5 MILLION ... claiming the HBO talk show host is skipping out on his promise to donate $5 mil to charity if Trump could prove he isn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.

According to Trump, Maher made the offer during an appearance on "Leno" ... after Trump had made a $5 million challenge to President Obama regarding POTUS' birth certificate.

In his suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Trump says he formally responded to Maher's challenge with a copy of his birth certificate, proving he is, in fact, the "son of Fred Trump" ... who is not a member of the Great Ape family.
Scientifically speaking, of course, he is.  All us Homo sapiens are members of the Great Apes.  But unless some highly unlikely cross breeding has been going on, Trump is not half Orangutan. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So they're both wrong and both should forfeit $5 MILLION (seriously, all caps?).  I'd be more than happy to settle the bet by collecting.


A real Orangutan is much more attractive than either Trump or Maher, and Trump would die for a natural head of hear that full.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Shep Smith Must Go

I just suffered through an hour of Shepherd Smith on the tube, while sucking down a bourbon and coke, and looking at Chesapeake Bay news for something mildly amusing.  Given the number of truly significant news that could have been cast in a "fair and balanced" manner today, what I actually saw was truly disappointing.

In a long segment on the ongoing saga of the mass murders in California being carried out by an ex-cop, he mentioned that suspect, Christopher Dorner, had issued a "manifesto" "mentioning" such people as Piers Morgan and Anderson Cooper.  He also mentioned how people in the manifesto were being protected; leaving the the impression that Dorner was after Morgan and Cooper.  Instead; his manifesto was full of praise for left wing people and programs, and threatening to people in his past, and people with conservative ideals:
  • Dorner’s statements in support of gun control (“Who in there right mind needs a fucking silencer!!! who needs a freaking SBR AR15? No one”),
  • his attack on President Barack Obama’s critics (“You question his birth certificate, his educational and professional accomplishments, and his judeo-christian beliefs”),
  • his adoration of First Lady Michelle Obama’s hair (“I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama”),
  • his admiration for Joe Biden (“I’ve always been a fan of yours and consider you one of the few genuine and charismatic politicians”),
  • his support for Hillary Clinton (“You’ll make one hell of a president in 2016″),
  • his fondness for former President Bill Clinton (“He was always my favorite president”),
  • his confidence in San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro (“He’s [good people] and I have faith and confidence in him”),
  • his love of MSNBC and CNN (“Chris Matthews, Joe Scarborough, Pat Harvey, Brian Williams, Soledad Obrien, Wolf Blitzer, Meredith Viera, Tavis Smiley, and Anderson Cooper, keep up the great work and follow Cronkite’s lead”),
  • his criticism of the National Rifle Association (“Wayne LaPierre, President of the NRA, you’re a vile and inhumane piece of shit”) ,
  • and his hatred of George Zimmerman (“Too bad Trayvon didn’t smash your skull completely open, Zim”).

Next, he dealt with Panetta's testimony on Capital Hill today on Benghazi, without mentioning this little tidbit:

Panetta said that Obama left operational details, including knowledge of what resources were available to help the Americans under seize, "up to us." In fact, Panetta says that the night of 9/11, he did not communicate with a single person at the White House. The attack resulted in the deaths of four Americans, including Ambassador Chris Stevens.

Panetta said that, save their 5 o'clock prescheduled meeting with the president the day of September 11, Obama did not call or communicate in anyway with the defense secretary that day. There were no calls about the what was going on in Benghazi. He never called to check-in.
Think I'm kidding?  Eh, no worries; they were dead men walking and Obama had an important fund raiser to attend (hat tip to Althouse).



Then there was the matter of the Family Research Council shooter last summer; an incident that (fortunately) ended with only a wounded security guard, who nevertheless, subdued the would be mass murderer:
After a Floyd Corkins shot a security guard at the Family Research Council (FRC) last summer, the organization claimed it was targeted because the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) listed it as a "hate group."

The shooter has now revealed that he indeed used that SPLC map to find his target. And CNN has not only promoted this list of "hate groups" in the past, but after the shooting it re-affirmed the FRC's place on the list as "hate spewing hate."

As Paul Bedard of The Washington Examiner reported, the shooter "told the FBI that he wanted to kill anti-gay targets and went to the law center's website for ideas."

Only 20 hours after the shooting, CNN cited a 13 year-old FRC pamphlet to support the SPLC's label of them as a "hate group." Anchor Zoraida Sambolin passionately insisted: "But it is spewing hate, isn't it? It is spewing hate. So it's hate spewing hate."
As near as I heard, this was not mentioned at all.  And SPLC was one of the groups blaming Sarah Palin's "crosshair" maps in the Gabby Giffords et al shooting in Tucson, Ariz.

And this has Ace is on a roll...
So where are the calls for SPLC to take down its Kill Map?

There hasn't been a single call from the media. The Kill Map remains up.

The calculation on the part of the media is simple: the SPLC's speech contains value and hence we'll just have to accept that the occasional hateful lunatic might be incensed by it and kill someone.

That -- those murders, those losses of human life -- are just a cost we'll have to pay. Free speech is too important to be restricted due to such concerns.

Yes, in this case, free speech outweighs the value of human life.

Now, consider conservative political messaging. Suddenly, in the media's eyes, the costs which could flow from incitement are not worth it.

Why? Simple: Conservative speech is valueless, or, at least, of relatively low value compare to liberal speech. While the potential of inspiring murder is not sufficient to suggest that liberal speech be controlled and moderated, that same concern is plenty sufficient to require that conservative speech be controlled and moderated.
We expect such neglect from NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, PBS, and NPR.  But Fox? The much maligned hyper-conservative network? We deserve better.

MD Legislators Out of Important Things to Fight About

They must be since they're now fighting over naming the soft-shell crab sandwich the official Maryland state sandwich:

Maryland Official Sandwich Designation: Soft-Shell Crab Sandwich Debate Begins To Boil
Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley's (D) State of the State address last week outlined an ambitious plan for this year's state legislature, including a ban on assault weapons, repealing the death penalty, and developing offshore wind power. The governor did not, however, address a sizzling battle in the Maryland senate over a more tender issue -- naming an official state sandwich.

Maryland Senate Bill 26, proposed in late December and introduced in January by Sen. Richard F. Colburn (R-Dorchester), would name the soft-shell crab sandwich as the official state sandwich of Maryland, effective October 1, 2013.

The proposed law is proving controversial. Debate began to heat up on Thursday when Senate President Thomas V. Mike Miller, Jr. (D-Calvert) testified in favor of the bill he is co-sponsoring at a committee hearing. "This is unique to Maryland," Miller said, adding that because the entire crab is fried and placed onto a bun -- legs, claws and all -- "you can be 99% sure that it came from Maryland."
Yep, the soft crab sandwich is pretty unique to Maryland.  Although the Blue crab is native to most of the US Atlantic and Gulf coast, only in Maryland is the soft crab sandwich a fetish.  You might find them elsewhere, but only Marylanders love crabs enough to wait for one to peel, fry it up and slap it between two pieces of bread routinely.  I make sure I get one or two a year, and I'm not even a native.
While Miller admitted that the delicacy is "probably the ugliest sandwich in the history of the world," he made his argument about economics, citing the increased demand for Smith Island cake after it was named the official state dessert in 2008, adding that "those ladies on Smith Island have a major industry."
We call 'em fried ticks, because of the way the legs hang out.  But wait, you can't have a controversy without another side.
Those opposed to the designation -- which has not been scheduled for a vote, according to Joan Carter Conway (D-Baltimore), Chair of the Education, Health, and Environmental Affairs Committee -- also couch their arguments at least partly in terms of economics.

Sen. Ron Young (D-Frederick) said that if demand for the sandwich went up, so too would prices and availability. "I want to be able to get a soft-shell crab sandwich,” he said, "there’s a limited number of soft shells."
Greedy sumbitch wants them all for himself.

Young finds the classification of a state sandwich to be a frivolous undertaking and believes Maryland already has too many official symbols. "I think it is a joke. I think it is ridiculous," he said. There are 23 official state symbols in all. These include a state dinosaur - the herbivorous Astrodon johnstoni - and a state exercise - walking, which was designated in 2008, the last time an official designation was made. (The full list of official Maryland designations is included at the bottom of the story).
At least when they're legislating frivolous crap, they're not  interfering with us; well, at least not as much as usual.

Probably, But I'm Willing to Risk It

The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country's Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Qandil was speaking about the spate of recent epidemics in Egypt's rural communities. During the address, he said he had witnessed children suffering from diarrhoea immediately after they have been breastfed because their mothers were unable to clean themselves probably. He added that many women in rural Egypt don't even bother to clean their breasts at all before feeding their toddlers.
I hadn't really thought about it much before, but I doubt many other primates cleanse their breasts before breast feeding their young.  While women who do really dirty work might wish to do so, I would think that clothes would be sufficient to prevent most serious contamination.  Besides, it's becoming pretty well established that kids need exposure to a variety of germs to develop a well developed immune response.  A bad case of diarrhea or two is probably worth avoiding a lifetime with asthma.

Qandil made his remarks during an address at a cabinet meeting. Women members present were noticeably uncomfortable as Qandil made the comments.

Qandil previously caused widespread anger by offering a bizarre solution to Egypt's power crisis. He urged the Egyptians to wear cotton clothes and gather in a single room to conserve power.
Now that will have to be a big room; the population of  Egypt is estimated to be roughly 80 million.

If the Globe Weren't Warming, We'd Have to Invent It

And they have, considering it hasn't warmed in 16 years.  A reason it's hard to take them seriously.  When among friends, they tend to admit their true agenda.
A remark from Maurice Strong, who organized the first U.N. Earth Climate Summit (1992) in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil revealed the real goal: “We may get to the point where the only way of saving the world will be for industrialized civilization to collapse.”
 The collapse of industrialize civilization sounds better in Rio de Janeiro than it does in Detroit.
Former U.S. Senator Timothy Wirth (D-CO), then representing the Clinton-Gore administration as U.S undersecretary of state for global issues, addressing the same Rio Climate Summit audience, agreed: “We have got to ride the global warming issue. Even if the theory of global warming is wrong, we will be doing the right thing in terms of economic policy and environmental policy.” (Wirth now heads the U.N. Foundation which lobbies for hundreds of billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars to help underdeveloped countries fight climate change.)
I forget which circle of hell the political frauds go to.  Thank goodness for Wiki!  It fits both the  the Eighth Circle (Fraud), Bolgia 5, where politicians who commit fraud are boiled in pitch, and the Ninth Circle, (Treachery), where treacherous politicians who betrayed their countries eat each other endlessly.
Also speaking at the Rio conference, Deputy Assistant of State Richard Benedick, who then headed the policy divisions of the U.S. State Department said: “A global warming treaty [Kyoto] must be implemented even if there is no scientific evidence to back the [enhanced] greenhouse effect.”
 It serves their purposes, so it must be implemented, regardless of it's factual basis.  Another candidate for the Inferno.
In 1988, former Canadian Minister of the Environment, told editors and reporters of the Calgary Herald: “No matter if the science of global warming is all phony…climate change [provides] the greatest opportunity to bring about justice and equality in the world.”
When a politician talks about equality, do a wallet check.  If he mentions justice in the same sentence, put your cash in your shoe.
In 1996, former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev emphasized the importance of using climate alarmism to advance socialist Marxist objectives: “The threat of environmental crisis will be the international disaster key to unlock the New World Order.”
 Most of our politicians are still cagey enough to hide (barely) the Marxist part of this agenda.
Speaking at the 2000 U.N. Conference on Climate Change in the Hague, former President Jacques Chirac of France explained why the IPCC’s climate initiative supported a key Western European Kyoto Protocol objective: “For the first time, humanity is instituting a genuine instrument of global governance, one that should find a place within the World Environmental Organization which France and the European Union would like to see established.”
Anthropogenic Global Warming serving an instrument of global governance? Whoda thunk, except everyone?

Found at Watts Up With That.

Midnite Music - Love Is All Around

Reg Presely, Frontman of the Trogs, one of the "English Invasion" bands of the mid 60's died earlier this week.  Among there hits were "Wild Thing", covered by Jimi Hendrix among others.  His birth name was Reginald Maurice Ball, but he changed his name to Presely in imitation of Elvis.  Not the hottest, or longest lasting of the crowd, but hey, that's the way it goes sometimes.  One of their other songs:



Dig those hippie chicks!

My thanks, and apologies,  to Wombat-Socho at The Other McCain for including this in the weekly Rule 5 roundup "Who Gives a F*** About A G*ddamn Grammy" despite the fact that I sent it to the wrong mailbox.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Are the Skids Being Greased for Sen. Menendez?

Stacey McCain thinks he's Doomed!
There are rumors that powerful Democrats are now working to hasten the downfall of Menendez. Why do you think mainstream reporters are getting the greenlight for stories like this one by Shane Goldmacher of National Journal?
When Robert Menendez arrived in the U.S. Senate in 2006, he was a relative pauper in a chamber often called a millionaires’ club. The New Jersey Democrat ranked 97th out of 100 senators in terms of his personal wealth, according to financial records filed that year and compiled by the Center for Responsive Politics.

So Menendez’s decision last month to use his personal funds to reimburse a prominent political contributor $58,500 for two flights to the Dominican Republic came at a major cost. The repayment amounts to between 32 percent and 87 percent of the assets Menendez reported holding in bank accounts and stock, according to his latest financial-disclosure form, which was filed last year.

Menendez repaid Florida eye doctor and political donor Salomon Melgen only after his free flights aboard Melgen’s plane became public and the subject of a Senate ethics complaint.
Attempts by certain liberal journalists (e.g., Chris Cillizza of the Washington Post) to minimize the seriousness of this scandal will prove ineffectual, because if Senator Menendez tries to hang on, it might inspire greater scrutiny to other politicians connected to Dr. Melgen, and those other politicians don’t need that scrutiny.
And there is that underage prostitute thing in the Dominican Republic, too, although that's not getting nearly the same attention as it would if Menendez sported an "R" after his name. GOODSTUFF points out some pictures of his likely procuress. 

I hope Stacey's right.  If other, more important democrats, stand to suffer if Menendez tries to push this too far, he'll find sharks circling in the pool at the end of the skids.

Stacey also provides a handy timeline for the advance of the Menedez story, if you're not familiar with it already.

Charles County Resists O'Malley Septic Bill


The boys at the Chesapeake Bay Action Plan have a fresh, and exceptionally whiny post about how Charles County (across the Pax River and north a bit from me) are circumventing or actively ignoring the new septic bill that Governor O'Malley has promulgated.
SB236, The Sustainable Growth and Agricultural Preservation Act of 2012, encourages development supported by public sewer systems as opposed to sprawl development on septic systems. On the surface, this looked like a “win-win” piece of legislation that limits where septic systems can be used as a way to promote smart growth with a strong Chesapeake Bay cleanup component. The legislative provisions were implemented via “shall” statements to more forcefully push local government toward smart growth policies that concurrently reduce the associated growth costs born by the taxpayers and threats to the environment. However, some counties have revolted against the State’s threat to their autonomy and decided to test the State’s resolve to use the “stick.” Charles County seems poised to join the ranks of Frederick, Cecil and others who don’t have a problem with new development costs being born by the taxpayers and the water being too dirty for their children to play in.
Pretty harsh when you consider that septic is believed to contribute only about 7% of the nitrogen the the Chesapeake Bay's pollution problem.  Not exactly rounding error, but approaching it.

They blame the plan on a preference for private property rights:
The process was permeated by the insistence of a majority of the Planning Commission (PC) that zoning density is a property right and downzoning is a “taking” of rights – a conclusion that is not supported by legal precedence, court decisions or the history and application of local zoning ordinances throughout this nation.

Therefore, any attempt to limit development anywhere in the County was automatically opposed with no regard for the obvious and well-documented potential environmental, quality-of-life, and fiscal consequences. Ultimately, this “takings” argument has set the course for a new land-use vision that will burden taxpayers with the cost of sprawl, cause further environmental degradation, and destroy resources that have public-health, ecological and economic value.
A little digression into what constitutes a "taking"
A "taking" occurs when a zoning ordinance interferes so much with a private property owner's use of the land that the ordinance robs the property of its economic value. If a court decides that a taking has occurred, the government would then be required to compensate the owner for diminished value of the property. The United States Supreme Court has addressed the takings issue several times in the past decade, however it is still unclear how much interference with private property is necessary before a zoning ordinance will be considereda taking. In the most recent Supreme Court case on this issue, the court found a taking had occurred when the ordinances destroyed "all economically viable" uses of the property.
So, arguably, if the new septic law substantially diminishes the value of large swaths of suburban land, by making it impossible to develop to levels that are currently possible, it could be interpreted as a taking.

It's not like Charles is ignoring the law entirely; they're just taking advantage of the way it was written:
In an attempt to circumvent the text of the Bill, the PC voted to change the zoning of over half the County to remove the word “Conservation” from the zoning classifications. There was no planned comprehensive rezoning and no assertion of a mistake or change in neighborhood as required by the Land Use Article in State Statutes. The majority of the PC just “spot-zoned” all the areas where they wanted to increase development on septics in total disregard for the law.

Apparent loop holes in the text of the Bill were exploited to increase the size of all minor subdivisions on septics from five to seven lots and also allow residue parcels to be treated as new subdivisions so some existing minor subdivisions can be expanded to 12 lots.
At this point, they stop trying to make sense, and simply go with purple prose, in hopes of gaining sympathy for their loss:
The apparent corruption of sound growth and development concepts has also infected the Board of County Commissioners (BOCC) who didn’t have to endorse the PC’s biased anti-environment agenda. However, recent actions by the BOCC indicate that the development lobby has succeeded in seizing control of at least three of the five Commissioners who are willing to rubber-stamp the irresponsible decisions of the rogue Planning Commission.
 So much for a serious discussion of the issues...

Tell It To the Cat Ladies

No good for the birds, but also no good for the cats
I love cats... I love wild birds, too, but unfortunately so do cats, so much so that, according to some estimates, they kill upward of 500 million songbirds a year in the United States alone.
Gray catbirds offer one example of this devastation. Long-distance migratory birds native to the East Coast, catbirds breed in large numbers in the D.C. suburbs, arriving toward the end of April each year from their wintering grounds in Cuba, the Bahamas and southern Florida. Catbirds nests in shrubs, so our suburbs are especially attractive to them. What these catbirds and many other local songbirds don’t realize, however, is that a new (in evolutionary terms) danger lurks in those attractive bushes — the free-ranging cat.
Cats are impressive predators, even the tame ones.  We had a calico cat for 19 years, named Felicity.  I once saw her jump 5 feet straight into the air, and nearly catch hummingbird, an animal for which most other animals must seem as slow as molasses.  She was tough on voles, moles and baby rabbits too.

In a recently published study, my Smithsonian colleagues and I demonstrated that cats are the primary predators of young catbirds soon after they leave the nest. In fact, in some areas, less than 15 percent of these fledglings survived, largely because of cat predation. Free-ranging cats have turned the D.C. suburbs into ecological traps for birds — sites that attract them for nesting but ultimately cause high levels of reproductive failure.

The free-ranging domestic cat, both pet and feral, has become by far the most abundant mammalian predator on Earth, numbering 80 million to 120 million in the United States alone. You need only look into a neighbor’s yard or down an alley to find one. Unlike our native bobcat and lynx, free-ranging cats are as invasive and disruptive to native ecosystems as gypsy moths or West Nile virus.
I tend to discount such arguments quite a bit.  For one thing, our current urban or suburban ecosystem is nothing like natural.  Most of the plants are non-natives, or if natives, out of their usual habitat, and except for domestic and feral cats, and because of the presence of humans (and our pet wolves dogs), much lower in predators.  Cat's fill (and perhaps overfill) that niche.


Whether they are pets allowed to roam, fully feral animals or feral members of a trap-neuter-release (TNR) colony, domestic cats are by nature predators of small animals such as reptiles, birds and mammals — even when they are well fed. It’s not surprising, then, that they have been responsible for numerous animal extinctions on islands. The millions of free-ranging cats in the United States are inflicting similar devastation on wildlife populations here.

I don’t enter lightly into the long-standing debate about free-ranging cats. On one side are people who think cats have a right to roam freely; on the other are those who believe a cat’s only proper place is inside a home. I come down with the latter because, apart from their impact on wildlife, outdoor lifestyles ironically also have negative consequences for cats. The American Veterinary Medical Association estimates that free-ranging cats have half the life expectancy of indoor cats. Causes of cat death can be gruesome — getting hit by cars, being mauled by dogs or becoming a meal for foxes and coyotes. Life outdoors also means greater exposure to diseases such as toxoplasmosis and feline leukemia. Cats are now the most common domesticated animal to carry and transmit rabies to humans and other wildlife.
Again, an argument that fails to move me.  Are we required to help all feral animals achieve a near optimal lifespan?  Nature is red in tooth and claw, and it's a rare animal in nature that would live long enough to collect Social Security and Medicare.  Feral cats are no exception; we don't owe them a happy retirement.

The most egregious example occurs with feral cats living in or near TNR colonies. Maintenance of such colonies remains common in many urban and suburban parks and even some national wildlife refuges. The cats in these colonies, although fed, not only suffer the same fates as those described above for free-ranging ferals but the places in which they live can become devoid of most wildlife. Worse, these colonies encourage the dumping of unwanted cats. While neutering can slow a colony’s growth, it is rarely fully effective because more than 70 percent of the cats must be sterilized. New cats arrive, and many go unneutered and unvaccinated. The result is reproductively active colonies that continue to devastate wildlife.
On the other hand, trap neuter and release programs are just insane.  Cat fur makes a fairly decent liner for slippers, and the cats themselves make a tolerable Kung Pao choice.  We are not in ancient Egypt, cats are not sacred.
What’s the solution? It is unreasonable to expect to see the elimination of all free-ranging cats, but better education about responsible pet ownership, combined with effective regulations, could reduce their numbers. Such efforts will require more involvement by government at all levels and the implementation of mandatory licensing, more-engaged animal control programs, neutering and indoor-cat campaigns.

For starters, the effects of TNR colonies need to be made clearer to the well-meaning people who support them.

Although people on both sides of this debate feel passionately, there is an urgent need to come together to find common ground. Allowing cats to roam outdoors is no good for people, cats or native wildlife.
Farm folk with farm cats know that you have to thin the herd occasionally; it's too bad the urban crowd can't see their way clear to the obvious solution.

My thanks, and apologies,  to Wombat-Socho at The Other McCain for including this in the weekly Rule 5 roundup "Who Gives a F*** About A G*ddamn Grammy" despite the fact that I sent it to the wrong mailbox.

Who You Gonna Trust, an Underage Hooker or a US Senator?

Strictly a rhetorical question of course, hookers are much more forthright than Senators, and much less experienced at lying.

I was looking at Stacey McCain's post on the Sen. Robert Menendez scandal devolving in Washington, New Jersey and the Dominican Republic.
Careful to avoid the Reverse Ratfuck, then, I ignored the anonymous e-mail accusing Menendez of pederasty as probably being a trick, until I saw the pained earnestness with which the New Jersey Democrat denied having banged any hookers in the Dominican Republic:
DANA BASH: One last question. Can you just answer the allegation that has been out there that you…
SEN. MENENDEZ: The smears?
BASH: … that you were with prostitutes there?
MENENDEZ: The smears that right-wing blogs have been pushing since the election. And that is totally unsubstantiated. It’s amazing to me that anonymous, nameless, faceless individuals on a Web site can drive that type of story into the mainstream. But that’s what they’ve done successful.
Now, nobody can find them. No one ever met them. No one ever talked to them, but that’s where we’re at. So the bottom line is all of those smears are absolutely false and, you know, that’s the bottom line.
Let me translate that for you:
“How dare you acccuse me — a suspiciously divorced Democrat who hasn’t been plausibly linked to any woman in a post-divorce romance — of desiring contact with the hot moist nether regions of a young Latina in a country where prostitution is legal!”
That is to say, the denial seems a bit too adamant and comprehensive. Not only does Menendez deny having done the dirty deed with illegally young hookers, he denies doing any hookers at all, as if his only reason for visiting the Dominican Republic was to relax in the warm Caribbean sun with an iced rum cocktail or two.
Shockingly, I disagree with Stacey, whose instinct for seeing the worst in politicians (particularly democrats), is generally pretty good.  I don't really see a denial there.  What I see is Menendez saying "You haven't proven it yet" and the usual crap about the mysterious right-wing blogs pushing the story, just like in, say, Edwardsgate, Monicagate and Weinergate, in which right-wing blogs pushed the truth until the "mainstream media" could overlook them no longer.

When it's finally proven beyond a shadow of a MSM doubt (which might require a video of the hooker consorting with Menendez, including his leaving a traceable fingerprint or some DNA on the camera, and her displaying a Dominican Republic ID showing her to be 17), he'll point to the statement above and say "I didn't lie; I just said the charges were unsubstantiated.


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

I Guess It's Still Legal to Criticize the President

But you might not want to go abroad afterwards, and visit one of those countries where there's nobody but a few brown people who don't speak English to witness the drone strike.

The Justice Department memo detailing when the U.S. can use drones to kill Americans.

The leaked document asserts that it's legal when:
• An informed, high-level official of the US government has determined that the targeted individual poses an imminent threat of violent attack against the US

• Capture is infeasible and the US continues to monitor whether capture becomes feasible

• The operation would be conducted in a manner consistent with applicable law of war principles
No judge, no jury, just the executioner. Sort of like Red Queen justice.

It's comforting to know that janitors in the State and Defense Department aren't authorized to launch drone strikes; I've pissed off at least one of those.  We've already seen that their version of the word "imminent" is not what we in most of the English speaking world mean.  They're announced that it means may plan attacks sometime in the future.  Fortunately, the functionaries are all possessed of omniscience, which makes such determinations oh so much simpler.

And capture is "infeasible", as determined by who?  The same omniscient committee?  Let a judge decide if it infeasible? Do they have to try it first, to determine whether it's feasible or not?

I'm not sure what the ramifications of the "law of war" clause is, but I suspect that allows them to bag a few nearby spectators in addition to the designated target.  Like Al Awlaki's 16 year old son.
He was a boy who hadn't seen his father in two years, since his father had gone into hiding. He was a boy who knew his father was on an American kill list and who snuck out of his family's home in the early morning hours of September 4, 2011, to try to find him. He was a boy who was still searching for his father when his father was killed, and who, on the night he himself was killed, was saying goodbye to the second cousin with whom he'd lived while on his search, and the friends he'd made. He was a boy among boys, then; a boy among boys eating dinner by an open fire along the side of a road when an American drone came out of the sky and fired the missiles that killed them all.
I'm not crying for the elder al Awlaki; he renounced his citizenship, and certainly had planned and likely was planning further attacks.  Still, it would have been better to capture and interrogate him rather than to blow him up.

Do You Wanna Pearl Necklace?

Flying Dog, Maryland’s largest brewery, donated a portion of proceeds from its Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout to the Oyster Recovery Partnership.

From 2012 sales alone, the Oyster Recovery Partnership will be able to replant 750,000 oysters back into the Chesapeake Bay.

“A healthy oyster reef not only filters the Chesapeake Bay’s waters, but also provides habitat for other important marine life such as blue crabs and striped bass,” Stephan Abel, executive director of the ORP, said. “Every oyster we plant back into the Bay will have an immediate, positive impact.”

Oyster reefs in the Chesapeake are one of the most endangered habitats on the planet and is a cause essential to the brewery’s backyard in Frederick, Maryland.

“Not only do sales of Pearl Necklace benefit the Oyster Recovery Partnership from an operational standpoint, it also raises awareness of how critical oyster restoration is to the Chesapeake Bay,” Ben Savage, Flying Dog’s vice president of marketing, said.
Oyster spat a pretty small so 750,000 aren't as hard to raise as you might suspect, and don't do as much for the environment as you might like, but that's still better than nothing.  I still think a 5 year moratorium on the harvest of "wild" oysters would be a better start.

Midnite Music - Workin' Women's Blues



My thanks, and apologies,  to Wombat-Socho at The Other McCain for including this in the weekly Rule 5 roundup "Who Gives a F*** About A G*ddamn Grammy" despite the fact that I sent it to the wrong mailbox.

Monday, February 4, 2013

A Sandyhook Father Speaks

Annual Crab Survey: Good News, Bad News

The general crab and young blue crab populations are very healthy, the head of the Virginia Marine Resources Commission says. VMRC Commissioner Jack Travelstead said the crab population in the bay has reached 764 million – the highest in nearly 20 years. "The good news is, blue crabs are not overfished," Travelstead said.

However, the population of adult female blue crabs – which the crabbing industry relies upon for the next generation of stock – is low. "The number of spawning-age crabs, the adults in the population, declined last year — fairly significantly," Travelstead said.

In 2011, the population of spawning-age females was estimated at 194 million, approaching the target of 215 million. But in 2012, a survey found only about 97 million spawning-age females. This comes close to 70 million, a number that would officially label blue crabs as "overfished."
Crab populations are pretty well know to undergo pretty wild fluctuations in recruitment due to weather at the time young crabs recruit into the bay, however, the development of a strong imbalance in the numbers of females and males suggests a sex specific effect; probably fishing.  It is probably time to cut back on crab fishing (again), but particularly those parts of the fishery that target females, the open bay pot fishery which catches crabs for canning.

High School Students Play 'The Bay Game'

Seven teams of high school students will get an opportunity to see whether they would be good stewards of the Chesapeake Bay watershed.

The teams will compete in the UVA Bay Game on Feb. 9 at the University of Virginia.

The computer simulation uses demographic, economic and scientific data. Students will play as farmers, land developers, watermen or policymakers.
The computer system is a model, of course, and let's remember the rules of models

All models are wrong; the only question is in which way and by how much;

Some models are useful;

You can predicts the direction the model errors by understanding the motivation of its author.

My guess is that the 'The Bay Game' is 95% propaganda, backed with a small amount of science, and the simulations will lead the students to reach the conclusion desired by the organization that funds the program: 
Azure Worldwide is a strategic environmental design, development and marketing company that focuses on green site design/planning, eco-tourism and new media. Azure Worldwide's co-founders are environmentalist and social entrepreneur Philippe Cousteau, and Andrew Snowhite, a U.Va. environmental sciences alumnus.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

It Started with a Fight Over Lumpy Mashed Potatoes

"The Wind Cries Mary" was written after a food fight.

That evening, Etchingham was trying to make mashed potato and not doing a very good job of it.

"He comes along and tastes them with a fork and says they're all lumpy," she recalls. "I knew he couldn't cook himself and that's how the argument started. It ended with my screaming and shouting, throwing the plates on the floor and marching out."

Etchingham spent the night at a friend's and Hendrix missed her so much that he sat down to write one of his biggest hits, The Wind Cries Mary.

Mary is Etchingham's middle name and the guitarist would sometimes use it to wind her up. That may be why when she first heard the song, she was distinctly underwhelmed.

"It was just the twanging of an electric guitar disconnected," she says. "It was only when it was recorded that I realised it was a nice, sad song - he was obviously a bit upset."
Found at Althouse. 

Call Me a 'Skeeter' If You Want

The same day The New York Times published a big take-out on growing questions around whether Obama actually shot skeet, the White House released an August photo of the president shooting clay targets on the range at Camp David.

The photo was released with mocking Twitter commentary by one current and one former White House senior adviser, both of whom sounded resigned almost to the idea that release of the photo will inflame rather than stanch the conspiracy theories that have already sprung up around the Obama's remark in a New Republic interview that "up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time."

That shoulder is gonna hurt later.  Is he really left handed? Apparently.

You don't have to shoot a shotgun to indicate your support for gun rights. There's no shame in trying skeet shooting and not taking it up as a hobby.

Superbowl Prediction

Harbaugh's team, by one.

Seriously, a lot of people ask me who I'm going to root for.

As far a loyalties go, I have issues.  Right now, we live in the Ravens extended backyard, and when the Redskins are losing (as has often been the case recently, as in the last 20 years or so) it's easy to fall into rooting for the Ravens.  Besides, my Mom is from Baltimore, although she left long before the Ravens replace the hole left by the Browns.

On the other hand, I grew up on the West Coast, and in particular, spent a few years in Northern California, a quick 276 mile hop, skip and a jump to San Francisco (or as we called it, an afternoon), and I married a girl from Eureka.  San Francisco was by far the closest team, so I can claim loyalty to the 49ers from that.

I guess there's only one way to settle it.  Who has the prettiest cheerleaders?



OK, that settles it; I'm rooting for the cheerleaders.

EPA Doubles Down on Stupid

Less than a week ago, the Environmental Protection Agency received a slap on the wrist from a federal appeals court that ruled that the EPA may not force oil companies to pay for an credits for failing to comply with a rule mandating that they incorporate a certain amount of cellulosic biofuels into their product. The EPA estimated that the industry would produce and make available for purchase 8.7 million gallons of cellulosic biofuels in 2012, but the industry only actually produced less than 21,000 gallons — and the court thankfully decided that the EPA could not inflict regulatory punishments based on their wildly enthusiastic and fanciful projections.
That was was last week; so how did EPA respond?
EPA raised how much cellulosic biofuel — those made from non-edible feedstock — it expected refiners to blend this year as part of the renewable fuel standard.

EPA set the mark at 14 million gallons of cellulosic biofuel, up from about 8.65 million gallons last year. …
Two times zero is still zero, last time I checked. I wonder what color the sky is in their world?

Midnite Music - Queen of Hearts



Kinda got a "Taylor Swift" kinda thing happening there... Or Taylor has a Juicy one.

My thanks, and apologies,  to Wombat-Socho at The Other McCain for including this in the weekly Rule 5 roundup "Who Gives a F*** About A G*ddamn Grammy" despite the fact that I sent it to the wrong mailbox.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

High School Student Suspended for Thought Crime

..Daniel McClaine, Jr., a freshman at Poston Butte High School in Tan Valley, Arizona, made the mistake of setting a picture of a gun as the desktop background on his school-issued computer.
The picture shows an AK-47 lying on a flag, reports KNXV-TV. The gun isn’t his, McClaine assured the ABC affiliate in Phoenix. He found it on the Internet and liked it, partly because he is interested in serving in the military after graduation.


A teacher reportedly ratted McClaine out after noticing the Soviet-era rifle on the computer. McClaine originally received a three-day suspension.

After McClaine’s father contacted the local press, Florence Unified School District officials suddenly decided that the younger McClaine could return to school on Monday.

District policy states that students cannot use school-issued laptops to send or display “offensive messages or pictures,” explains KNXV. Students also cannot use them to produce, retrieve, send or forward images that are considered “harassing, threatening or illegal.”

It’s not clear who determines what is “offensive” or “threatening,” or the basis upon which the determination was made in this case.
The administrator who made the suspension should be fired, and the teacher who snitched should be sentenced to a month of mandatory gun safety training, to show that images of guns, however scarey looking, present no harm to the student or the student body.

There is a deliberate educational movement afoot to "denormalize" guns in America, and only brutal action to it's enforcers can halt it.  

A Saturday Afternoon at the Beach

Skye and I waited until after lunch for our Saturday stroll at the beach, hoping for a little warmer temperatures (at least I was hoping; Skye doesn't actually perceive temperature, as near as I can tell).  It got up near freezing, but the sun went away.  At least it wasn't windy...
One eagle was on station in a tree up the beach.  
The tide was pretty low (see the top picture, showing the exposed sand bar, with a ring of frozen bay water around it.  I didn't find too many teeth, but this one was pretty good.  A lower tooth from a Mako, I think.  Skye makes a cameo.
I also found this intact Eagle Ray mouth plate.  They're pretty soft, so finding one this complete is rarer than finding a decent shark's tooth.











Big icicles hanging from the cliff.








Breakfast in the Snow

From yesterday morning, after a light overnight-morning snow shower, click pic to enlarge.


Rule 5 Saturday - Check Out These Freckles - Cintia Dicker

This weeks Rule 5 winner is Cintia Dicker,  Brazilian model, with an Irish complexion and a German name, and a wikipedia entry almost as short as mine:

Cintia Dicker (born June 12, 1986) is a Brazilian model of German descent.

She was born in Campo Bom, Rio Grande do Sul. She has appeared in advertisements for Ann Taylor, Macy's, L’Oréal, American Eagle Outfitters, and Yves Saint Laurent, and in catalogs for Victoria's Secret, H&M, Gap, bebe stores, and Lands' End. She has been on the covers of French Marie Claire, Elle, Madame Figaro and Brazilian Vogue/Teen Vogue, and was featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. Dicker has walked fashion shows including Gucci, Anna Sui, Peter Som, Matthew Williamson, Tommy Hilfiger, Dsquared, Lanvin, and Dolce & Gabbana, among others. She is most famous for her appearance in the sports illustrated swimsuit issue. She began with the 2009 issue and has been doing it ever since.
I happened on to her when I was searching for Brazilian models for another post.  Perfect, a soulless Brazilian Ginger. Have I ever said how much I like gingers?

So there isn't much to say, but they say a picture is worth  a thousand words...

Obama Admin Kicks Keystone Can Down the Road, Again

The administration may be delaying because the pipeline has become a symbol for both opponents and supporters of development of Canada's vast oil sands.
The Obama administration playing politics with people's jobs? I'm shocked, shocked.

Friday, February 1, 2013

EPA Bay Program: Not Done Yet!

The EPA Chesapeake Bay Program came out with their annual report on the Bay's health, the so called "Bay Barometer" , and the message was "Don't fire us, we haven't finished yet!"
While the Chesapeake Bay Program’s latest look at watershed health reflects the reality of an impaired Bay, signs of the ecosystem’s resilience abound in the science-based snapshot the Program released today.

According to Bay Barometer: Spotlight on Health and Restoration in the Chesapeake Bay and its Watershed, water clarity and dissolved oxygen levels are low, a number of freshwater streams continue to be in poor condition and oyster populations remain at less than one percent of historic levels....

Bay Program partners also estimate that significant steps have been taken toward meeting the Bay’s “pollution diet,” as partners move 20 percent closer to their goal for reducing nitrogen, 19 percent closer to their goal for reducing phosphorous and 30 percent closer to their goal for reducing sediment.
And the really nice thing is that next year, they can search and replace on the date, change it to 2014 and republish it!

Somebody Else Gets It!

Rural county officials are pointing to pollutant-laden sediment behind the Conowingo Dam as the place efforts should be focused to clean up the Chesapeake Bay.

On that point, Environmental Matters Committee Chairwoman Maggie L. McIntosh (D-Dist. 43) of urban Baltimore and the leaders of Dorchester, Caroline, Cecil, Kent, Frederick, Carroll and Allegany counties agree.

But those same rural officials are balking at expensive state mandates that require local governments to develop watershed improvement plans to reduce pollutants running into the Bay.

“The counties want to look at a different way to do the cleanup, starting with the largest sources first,” said Charles “Chip” MacLeod, a lawyer at Funk & Bolton in Chestertown, the firm retained by the seven counties that have organized as the Clean Chesapeake Coalition.

Millions have been spent on measures that have done little to improve the health of the Bay, and the costs being passed down to the counties “are staggering and unaffordable,” MacLeod said.
As I pointed out last night, the 'Bay Diet' fight between the cities and the rural areas is just heating up. The article does contain some other information I'd not seen elsewhere and find interesting:
Immediate full dredging — estimated to cost about $60 million, which is said to be more than the annual profit from the dam — is not the only option, and other solutions, including partial dredging and piping out some sediment, are being evaluated, McIntosh said.
Frankly, $60 million doesn't sound that bad; I'd say get on; but I don't think that Exelon (the current owner of the dam) ought to be responsible,  after all, all the dam has done is put off the problem for 80 years:
Exelon said the dam does not cause sediment. Sediment behind the dam “originates from other points in the Susquehanna River Watershed,” Exelon spokesman Robert Judge wrote in reply. “The dam has trapped sediment for more than 80 years that would have otherwise flowed into the Chesapeake Bay.”

Although Maryland’s Department of Natural Resources asked FERC to have Exelon say what it would do to keep sediment from washing past the dam as reservoirs fill, the firm has not done so, said Shawn Seaman, manager of the Conowingo project in DNR’s power plant research program.
Some core samples of sediment behind the dam have shown 30 percent fine coal, Seaman said. “There’s all kinds of stuff in that sediment we need to get a better handle on,” he said.
Not that coal is particularly a bad thing; it's black and relatively inert until burned.  However, it's presence suggests a substantial contribution of mine waste in the sediments in the pool; I was always under the impression that poor agricultural practices were responsible for most of the sediment coming down the Susquehanna 

Criminal Background Checks? Not So Fast!

Last April, the EEOC issued a new policy guidance regarding businesses’ use of criminal background checks in hiring. The EEOC doesn’t have statutory authority to issue binding rules, but their policy guidances perform a similar function. Policy guidances tell businesses what practices the EEOC considers suspect under Title VII and, therefore, what practices will trigger a costly EEOC investigation. Thus, businesses are well advised to adhere to the guidances.

The purpose of the EEOC’s criminal-background-check guidance is to discourage businesses from refusing to hire ex-offenders. However laudable and necessary it may be to reduce unemployment among this cohort, ex-offenders are not a protected class under Title VII, so the EEOC doesn’t have express statutory authority to investigate and charge businesses for discriminating against ex-offenders. The EEOC gets around this impediment by invoking disparate-impact theory. The reasoning is as follows: Blacks and Hispanics are more likely to be incarcerated than whites. Therefore, even a facially neutral policy against hiring ex-offenders will screen out more blacks and Hispanics than whites. Consequently, the agency argues, this may constitute evidence of unlawful racial discrimination in violation of Title VII, giving the EEOC the authority to investigate and sue offending employers.
Do you think this issue could be raised regarding criminal background checks for guns, particularly if the background checks become, as most liberals want, universal, when ever a weapon is transferred between two people?

If you don't think so, you don't have enough faith in lawyers. 

Your Friday Iranian Space Monkey Dacker

Arabic-language channel Al-Alam and other Iranian news agencies said the monkey returned alive after travelling in the capsule to an altitude of 120 kilometres (75 miles) for a sub-orbital flight.

Defence Minister Ahmad Vahidi said: "This success is the first step towards man conquering the space and it paves the way for other moves", but added that the process of putting a human into space would be a lengthy one.

"Today's successful launch follows previous successes we had in launching (space) probes with other living creatures (on board)," he added.

"The monkey which was sent in this launch landed safely and alive and this is a big step for our experts and scientists."
The Other (Stacey) McCain celebrated with a thread of Iranian Space Monkey jokes:
I bet that space monkey was happy to get the hell out of Iran!
Of course, the news that Iran has launched a monkey into space is no laughing matter. It’s like the North Korean “space program,” a purportedly peaceful (nudge, nudge) way of flight-testing an ICBM. So once they get a nuclear weapon, the fanatical Jew-hating mullahs now have the means of delivering that warhead to Tel Aviv — or perhaps on some suitable infidel target right here in the Great Satan.
I saw Iranian Space Monkey open for Cheap Trick in 1981.
Look on the bright side: If Ahmadinejad were to nuke Manhattan, we’d no longer have to put up with the New York Times. And if there were a slight malfunction with the guidance system in the Iranian ICBM, it might go off-course and annihilate the cast of Jersey Shore.
One should also bear in mind that the same era in the United States was the periods during which the main bulk of the coldwar nuclear weapons stockpile was produced. I'll sure be glad once Chuck Hagel is in on the job to prevent that. Say, how's that going?

Biden Comes Clean

"Nothing we're going to do is going to fundamentally alter or eliminate the possibility of another mass shooting or guarantee that we will bring gun deaths down to 1,000 a year from what it is now," Biden told reporters Thursday afternoon after he spent over an hour lunching with Democratic senators at the Capitol.
So why would they expend so much political capital on a proposal that won't solve the problem it is being pushed to solve?

Why would you turn the heat to low on a live frog in a pot? Because you don't want it to jump out if the water gets hot too fast.

Only tangentially related; celebrity girls for gun control:

I Could Have Saved Them the Trouble

What Fish Think About
Scientists have just observed a thought swimming through the brain of a live fish, and that thought concerned getting something good to eat.

Fish and other wild animals appear to think a lot about food: how to obtain it and what to consume.
To be fair to fish, they also think about sex and fighting when they're not thinking about eating. So think of them as kind of like wet teenagers.