Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Let Me Guess, Alchohol was Involved

River rescue as sex toy ditches rider 
A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River blew up in a woman's face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognised flotation devices''.
 Unless, of course, they're Coast Guard approved.

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