Fortunately, It's Not Really an Option

51 percent of women say they'd skip sex for a year in a trade for being skinny.

Fitness magazine asked 2,400 women if they would sacrifice a full year of sex to be skinny -- and 51 percent said yes...Other findings: 43 percent of the women in the study have skipped meals regularly to lose weight, 39 percent have taken diet pills, and 40 percent went on their first diet, not only in high school, but possibly in middle school... Another study I saw yesterday said 61 percent of women are thinking about what their body looks like while they're having sex.

Come on, ladies, it ain't all that desperate.  In fact Renoir seemed to rather appreciate chunky girls...