“The girl wouldn’t let me tan,” Barlow revealed, “I went in and I was like ‘Hey I have an event tomorrow, I need to tan.’ They were closing in 30 minutes, so I was like ‘Let me tan,’ and it escalated until I was like ‘Let me f***ing tan!’ And then she’s like ‘You need to leave’ and then I got an email from corporate that said, ‘We appreciate your eight years of patronage, but we’re canceling your membership.'”
Sounds to me like she deserved it.
The Wombat has Rule 5 Sunday: I’m In Love With Shouko’s Mom up and garnerning clicks at The Other McCain.
Some tan lines are meant to be.
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