Showing posts with label bras. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bras. Show all posts

Sunday, August 7, 2022

The Army's Recruiting Problem - A View From the Cheap Seats

Ski, aka Col. Andrew Dziengeleski is slowly but surely working his way through the Army's (and by extension, the Marine's) recruitment  problems: The Recruiting Crisis Has Arrived, Part One

So the Army and Marines haven’t reached that stage of crisis yet, but it’s getting close. In response to the “really bad” recruiting crisis, the Army is losing force structure and what is known as endstrength as well. Think of it this way, force structure are the units, and endstrength is the personnel who form those units into cohesive organizations capable of performing their missions. How bad is this? Well, according to a July 19th, 2022 Military.com article, “Army officials on Tuesday said the service will fall about 10,000 soldiers short of its planned end strength for this fiscal year, and prospects for next year are grimmer. Army Gen. Joseph Martin, vice chief of staff for the Army, said it is projecting it will have a total force of 466,400 this year, down from the expected 476,000. And the service could end 2023 with between 445,000 and 452,000 soldiers, depending on how well recruiting and retention go.” For more depressing reading within that article, read here:https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/07/19/army-cuts-force-size-amid-unprecedented-battle-recruits.html

 The Personnel Crisis Has Arrived, Part Two: Putting It Into Perspective

The final number, as you may have guessed already, is the sum total of the prior four numbers, or 102,000 personnel from a 1.1 million person Total Army. This doesn’t include personnel who are unforeseen losses due to height and weight failures, failures of the new Army Combat Fitness Test, or other causes for removal from the rolls. Roughly ten percent of the entire Army will be lost by the end of Fiscal Year 2023, and the recruiting machine will almost certainly never be able to catch up to these losses, especially with the current recruiting environment. The best campaign from World War Two that compares with this number is the entire Italian Campaign, which left almost 110,000 Americans dead and wounded from 1943–1945 and was generally seen as a bloodbath due to questionable leadership from General Mark Clark. In fact, Clark was forced to testify to Congress after the War had ended to explain his actions and decision-making on the Italian Peninsula.

I suspect that if the Army does in fact lose 102,000 personnel over the next 14 months, other General Officers from the Army will be called to testify in front of Congress, but by then, the damage will be done, and who exactly will be held responsible?

The Personnel Crisis Has Arrived, Part 2.5

And this brings me to the topic of Army Civilians, and their roles within the Army. Many Army Civilians, especially those in the “GS 13–15” ranks (these are senior civilians, equivalent in rank to field grade officers in uniform), are prior service or retired Army officers. As described in this piece by GovernmentExecutive.Com in 2018, “Nearly 1.5 in ten federal employees are eligible to retire today, according to data maintained by the government’s human resources office, though in five years that number will spike to three in 10.” These are pre-pandemic numbers, mainly driven by the Baby Boomer demographic retiring out of the workforce. In addition, the article states, “All told, about 14 percent of federal employees are currently eligible to retire, according to data provided to Government Executive by the Office of Personnel Management. In five years, that is expected to jump to 30 percent.” There was already a brain drain and experience drain occurring prior to the pandemic, and the pandemic accelerated retirements to an even higher level. You can see the actual statistics for DoD in that article as well.

In a recent Government Executive article, the authors looked into the newest attrition rates within the Federal agencies, and it’s not great news for the Army. As written, “The Veterans Affairs Department had the highest attrition rate in government, at 7.1%, followed by the Army, Air Force and Treasury Department.” The Army is now dealing with a higher than average loss in personnel within their civilian ranks as well. It is not known how many civilian personnel are leaving, either voluntarily or involuntarily, due to COVID-19 vaccine refusals. In any case, the Army’s civilian corps is now facing an aging out of its most experienced personnel, and it’s close to the top in the lack of job satisfaction as seen in the Government Executive article linked in this paragraph.

But some good news for military recruitment, US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers


Not exactly.

The Wombat has Late Night With Rule 5 Sunday: Kelsea Ballerini ready and waiting at The Other McCain.




Saturday, February 23, 2019

Rule 5 Saturday - Hello Boys, It's Eva Herzigová

This week's Saturday homage to beautiful women features Eva Herzigová.
Herzigová was born in Litvínov, Czechoslovakia (now Czech Republic). She began her modeling career after winning a modeling beauty contest in Prague in 1989, at the age of sixteen. She was a member of Thomas Zeumer's Metropolitan Models. After arriving in Paris, her popularity increased. Her first important appearance was as the model for the first Wonderbra campaign. In 1994, advertising executive Trevor Beattie, working for TBWA/London, developed an ad for Sara Lee's "Hello Boys" Wonderbra campaign. It featured a close-up image of Herzigová wearing a black Wonderbra. The ad used only two words: "Hello boys."

Amongst her most recent projects, Herzigová also starred in a fashion art film by Imagine Fashion, called Decadent Control with Roberto Cavalli. It featured fashions by Agent Provocateur and H&M. Herzigová posed for the August 2004 edition of Playboy. In 2006, she portrayed Venus at the 2006 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. In 2016, Herzigová featured in campaigns for Giorgio Armani and Dior Beauty.
Herzigová has three sons with Gregorio Marsiaj: George (born 1 June 2007 in Turin), Philipe (born 13 March 2011) and Edward (born April 2013). In 2003, Herzigová sued Canadian retailer La Senza for $36,000 for a breach of contract. La Senza refused to pay her for a catalog photo shoot because the company did not approve of her recently shortened haircut.
She looks good with short hair, too. Some NSFW from the old days.

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Monday, September 11, 2017

Help, Help, She's Being Suppressed!




So what's the problem? The ad, by Berlei Australia, humorously displays the many annoyances of bras and offers a product that solves all the problems.

Facebook classifies the ad as offensive because of the "the pixilated nudity, overt focus on bouncing breasts and overly zoomed* images."

I'm just going to assume** the company meant to do that — violate the policy, raise a social media outcry, and get far more people to look at the ad then would have clicked on the paid-for placements within Facebook. That is, I assume I'm participating in a viral ad scheme, but it's worth blogging for me anyway because:

1. I like to expose Facebook's censorship, 2. I'm interested in advertising techniques (and long ago worked for an ad agency (J. Walter Thompson)), 3. I monitor the process of virality, 4. I think most of my readers will find the ad fun to watch and to talk about, and 5. I've long participated in the age-old struggle with bras. . . 
I just like the boobs. Wombat-socho has "Rule 5 Sunday: Not All That Obscure" up and ready for business.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The World's First Smart Bra?

That's what they're claiming: Meet the world's first smart bra
A San Francisco company hopes women will ditch the Fitbit or Apple Watch and forget about having to use an accessory to measure heart rate and steps.

The OMbra, the worlds's first "smart" bra, introduced here at the Consumer Electronics Showby OMsignal, aims to measure your biometrics through a piece of clothing already worn daily.

"Women gravitate towards wearables, but they don't want an item they have to put on or worry about every day," says OMsignal chief marketing officer Shaz Khang. And "if they're going to be wearing it all day, they want to get more information."

The bra is expected to start shipping in spring, for around $150.


But if my research is right, this is far from the first "smart bra" that has been promoted for example this was promoted back in 2011. : Smart Bra Detects Cancer Long Before Tumors Are Noticeable.

Random bra picture to "illustrate point"
Nevada-based First Warning Systems has created a bra that uses sensor technology to detect subtle temperature changes that take place as blood vessels grow and feed tumors.

The data collected is fed into pattern recognition software, which can help identify possibly tumors long before they're big enough to appear on a mammogram.

The bra has undergone three clinical trials with over 600 participants, and is ready to go to market in Europe starting in 2013. With FDA approval, it may be available in the US as early as 2014.
It seems to me, a bra that spots cancer is a lot smarter than a bra that tells your heart rate. But then, it doesn't seem to have materialized either. And back in 2013 Bill Gates Microsoft was promoting one: Microsoft develops ‘smart’ bra to stop women comfort eating
Another random bra picture
Microsoft has offered a bizarre take on wearable technology with a controversial new ‘smart’ bra for women. Researchers for the software giant claim the undergarment will stop women comfort eating when stressed.

The hi-tech bra measures the wearer’s heart rate and breathing and alerts them when their stress levels are rising by sending a Bluetooth alert to their smartphone.

Senior Microsoft researcher Mary Czerwinski hopes the bra will make women think twice before opening the fridge. ‘It’s mostly women who are emotional overeaters and it turns out a bra is perfect for measuring the heart,’ she told Discovery News.
But what happens when it goes blue-screen? Anyway, that hasn't become a runaway best seller that I'm aware of..
‘We tried to do the same thing for men’s underwear but it was too far away.’ 
Why would a man want underwear that nags him about eating comfort food?

I suspect you get the picture
And of course, who can forget the Japanese smart bra that only unhooks for "true love". It's hard to date the article (deliberately, I suspect) but since it references the Microsoft one, I suspect it's from 2014
Whoever doubted the magic of true love? In the age of wearable technology, true love unlocks a high-tech bra. Japanese lingerie maker Ravijour, in celebration of its tenth year anniversary, has released a smart bra called True Love Tester that can only be unhooked if the user is truly in love.
And how does this version of the smart bra determine whether or not the user has experienced "true love"?
The smart bra comes with sensors that feeds the heart rate of the wearer to a smartphone application via Bluetooth. The mobile application analyzes the heart rate and determines whether it will unhook the bra or not. "When excited, the adrenal medulla secretes catecholomine, which affects the autonomic nerve, and stimulates the heart rate," explained a doctor in the instructional video about the product.
Why, using the same kind of sensors that "new" smart bra uses, heart rate. So why settle for the  San Francisco version that merely reports your heart rate, when you could have the Japanese version that will tell you if he's right for you too?

 

But what if she doesn't want true love?

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