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— CAITLIN (@KCCAITLIN_) May 6, 2019

I Hear Important Things Were Seen at the Grammys

I continued my 61 year run of not watching the Grammy Awards this year.  My excuse (not that I needed one) was that I heard that the network had banned boobs and genitals. And after that, what's the point?

‘And the Grammy Award for Most Implausibly Enhanced Cleavage …’

Stacey McCain kind of disses poor little well endowed Katy Perry for her appearance at the Grammys:

Having escaped that senseless drudgery when I resigned from The Washington Times five years ago — it was as if God said, “Go” — I can’t remember watching an awards show since then. What kind of shallow and adolescent personality would pay attention to these phony made-for-TV spectacles, unless they were being paid to do so as a condition of their employment? So I woke up this morning to the news that the Pope had resigned and, after aggregating that, I then saw the Viral Read liveblog of the Grammy Awards which alerted me to the big news that Katy Perry’s breasts stole the show. And then I went to WeSmirch where, sure enough, I saw the headline:

Katy Perry Is The Only Two Things

That Mattered At The Grammys

She’s actually a very talented singer, and thus the question arises, “Why does Katy Perry feel the need to get breast implants and display the obviously artificial results in this ostentatious manner?”

Don’t even try to tell me those are real, Katy. Trust me, girl, I was an expert on breasts before you were even born, and those are fakies.

I think we need might to examine them from a few different angles before we make such a snap judgment...

Your Friday Monkey Dacker

Girls, Get the Stars Beauty Secret!

I don't use it. I mostly use GIMP, because it's free...

and an example I've used before...

Thanks to Monica. As always, I thank Wombat-Socho at the other McCain's who featured my full panoply of Rule 5 offerings this week in his massive roundup of Rule 5 posts.

French Put Jet Fuel In Implants

'Fuel additive' used in French breast implants

French breast implant manufacturer PIP used an untested fuel additive in its now-banned implants that have triggered a worldwide scare, French radio station RTL reported Monday.

RTL said it obtained an exact breakdown of the materials used in the faulty implants, including Baysilone, Silopren and Rhodorsil, all of which are industrial products never tested or approved for clinical use.

The products, used in the oil or rubber industries, allegedly caused the silicone gel implants to have a high rupture rate.

I think Katy Perry must have stopped in France for a little work...




Quick, better jump in the water!

Kate Perry's $26 Million Mistake

Russell Brand stands to make £20million from his divorce from pop star wife Perry

The comedian is in line for the huge lump sum in a 50/50 split of the couple's earnings even after just 14 months of marriage. Brand, 36, and Perry, 27, didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement when they married in October 2010 so under Californian law, he could be entitled to half of her fortune.

 A good California Girl shouldn't fall for that.  I thought the newer California kids were born with a pre-nup as an appendix to their birth certificate...  She should have known he was going to be trouble when he tweeted a picture of her sans makeup.

The Star reported that according to Forbes Magazine, Perry is worth £28million, a fortune that industry insiders said has rocked recently to at least £45million due to her non-stop touring and commercial ventures. Brand, in contrast, has a net worth of about £11million from his stand-up tours and a string of movies including Get Him To The Greek and the remake of the Dudley Moore film Arthur.

 So you add the 45 and 11, get 56, divide by two and 28, for a net gain of £17 million. Converting from British funny money¹, that amounts to $26 million, not a bad haul for having to listen to her for a little more than a year. 

'I don’t think Russell liked that Katy was the bigger star. He’d pick her to pieces over the most trivial things...'The celebrity news site claimed that a source said the bickering between them started not long after they tied the knot and while Brand is more of a homebody, having given up his partying ways many years ago, Perry loved going out and they would row when he wanted to leave an event early.

You married a Pop star, and you're upset that she's an attention whore?  What the hell were you thinking?

This video seems vaguely appropriate...




Thanks to Wombat-Socho for including this and my other Rule 5 type posts for the week in his weekly collection of cutielinks. Go and check them all out!

¹There is some uncertainty as to the origin of the term "pound sterling". Some sources say it dates back to Anglo-Saxon times, when coins called sterlings were minted from silver; 240 of these sterlings weighed one pound, and large payments came to be made in "pounds of sterlings".[8] Other references, including the Oxford English Dictionary, say a sterling was a silver penny used in England by the Normans and date the term to around 1300. For more discussion of the etymology of "sterling", see Sterling silver.

Your Friday Monkey Dacker Gurl

OK, I'm cheating a little... OK, maybe a lot, but technically, Katy Perry and Snoop Dog are primates, and primates are a related to monkeys, and I was getting desperate to find an excuse to use this video...

A little logic related Katy Perry Humor.

As always, I thank the Wombat at The Other McCain's for assembling his large weekly collection of Rule 5 posts, and the Classical Liberal for picking it up in his sweep of the week's Rule 5 posts.

Rule 5 Saturday - Katy Perry

"I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11," the 26-year-old told Rolling Stone magazine in an interview for their June 24 issue. "And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, 'Please, stop, God. I can't see my feet anymore. Please stop!'

Thank God, he didn't listen.

"Someone in sixth grade called me 'Over-the-shoulder boulder holder,'" Katy -- who graces the magazine's cover wearing a Hershey's Kisses-inspired bra top - added. "I didn't know I could use them. So, what I did was, I started taping them down... probably until I was about 19."

She seems to have gotten a pretty good grasp on how to use them by now...

But she does look better with makeup...

While Katy challenges her detractors to take a look at the facts, she said she's aware that her fluffy pop songs are just that - fluffy pop songs!

"I'm not a dummy -- I know 'California Gurls' isn't going to save the world," she explained, referencing her 2010 hit with Snoop Dogg. "But I got a lot of heart from my upbringing and I put a lot of heart in my songs."

A California girl, born Katherine Elizabeth Hudson near Santa Barbara in 1984 in a religious family, she recorded a gospel album under her birth name in 2001.  But, fortunately for the rest of us, she grew up, and discovered sex, or at least simulated sex, and pop history was made.

In addition to girls, she seems to have a thing for Muppets, with well known flirtations with Elmo from Sesame Street (is he even legal age?), and Charles Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons (he certainly is!).





Check out this parody

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Comedian to go Celibate

Russel Brand, married to Katy Perry, tweeted a picture of her sans makeup.