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Christmas time is here, by golly, disapproval would be folly! NYPo,
Playboy model kicked out of Miami mall for topless Nutcracker stunt
A Playboy model apparently was kicked out of an unidentified Miami mall for wearing nothing but body paint, a hat and a thong while impersonating the Nutcracker.
Francia James, 30, filmed the frisky stunt last week, before posting the footage to her Instagram page, Jam Press reported.
The Colombian-born beauty was seen standing in the mall’s mezzanine with her breasts on full display as she handed out peanuts to men who were passing by.
“You want a nut? You can take a nut,” the model was seen asking shoppers.
James’ stunt was a play on “No Nut November” — an internet challenge in which participants abstain from masturbation for the month.
“It’s No Nut November!” she told one man, who quickly quipped back: “I already failed!”
Several men were delighted by the racy star’s stunt, but it apparently did not amuse a man who appeared to be a security guard who quickly arrived on the scene.
“You’ve gotta go!” the guard stated, ordering James to turn off her camera.
“I can’t believe I got kicked out! I always get kicked out!” James replied as she strutted out of the mall.
And really, wasn't that the point?
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The things people will do for fame, exposure, and eventually money. At least that's what I guess they are thinking.
ReplyDeleteShe could indeed give me a nut.
ReplyDelete+1 for the opening Tom Lehrer reference.
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