Must Be a Super Walmart

Because I don't think they have them in the Prince Frederick regular Walmart: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart

According to cops, Walmart security guards detained Kia Porter, 23, and Geoffrey Greene, 20, after the Cleveland residents were spotted last week stashing the merchandise into Porter’s purse as they moved through the store in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb.

When later confronted, Porter was “initially verbally combative,” and the pair refused to cooperate with security guards. But when cops arrived, Porter (seen at right) turned over her purse, which contained two Trojan Intense Pleasure vibrating rings and two LifeStyles a:muse “his and hers vibrating ring and massager.”

The devices were valued at a combined $30.52.

Funny, I never hear liberal blue-noses complain about how Walmart is putting the local sex shops out of business with cheap competition.