Flotsam and Jetsam - Merrick Garland Speaks . . .

. . . with forked tongue. Merrick Garland was on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, testifying to the House on numerous things, say the Weiss investigation into Hunter Biden, the FBI's secret war on conservative Catholic, and the FBI presence at the Jan. 6 Capitol incursion, and the answers didn't seem to satisfy the Republican reps very much, some of whom accused him of outright lying. Nick Arama at Red State, Massie Grills Garland on Whether He 'Perjured Himself' re: J6 Informants, as Blockbuster Info Drops

.@RepThomasMassie: "How many agents or assets of the government were present on January 5th and January 6th...? Can you answer that now?"

GARLAND: "I don't know the answer to that question."@RepThomasMassie: "I think you may have just perjured yourself...! You indicted Ray… pic.twitter.com/pHyW8C3z2j

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 20, 2023

At Town Hall, Attorney General Garland Left Speechless Under Scrutiny From Republican "House Republicans think Merrick Garland, the Attorney General, has been lying and obstructing justice when it comes to the Biden investigation. He faced intense questioning today on capitol hill, and in this moment, he was left almost speechless."

At Hat Hair Dave Strom explains why Merrick Garland disgusts me and should disgust you too. Sundance at CTH says She’s Correct – Questioning AG Merrick Garland, Representative Spartz Compares Current DOJ to Soviet Era KGB.  Da Signal, has 7 Takeaways From Merrick Garland’s Testimony to House Panel. Ace, Another Hearing, Another Day of Merrick Garland Brazenly Perjuring Himself

Merrick Garland keeps lying, claiming David Weiss had "full authority" to bring any charges he wanted against Hunter Biden. (Spoiler: He didn't want to bring any charges.) But Weiss had to go begging to prosecutors in other states to bring charges in those jurisdictions -- and they turned him down. Merrick Garland perjures himself here, claiming that Weiss had "full authority" as he's previously pejuriously claimed, but prosecutors in other states could "refuse to partner with him" on investigating Hunter Biden. In other words: He did not have "full authority."

PJM's Stephen Kruiser thinks The Democrat J6 Insurrection Hoax Keeps Getting Worse. 

Hat Hair sees Six in ten voters approve of Hunter indictment; plurality support Biden impeachment inquiry

At the Wombat's In The Mailbox: 09.20.23 (Morning Edition) Da Fed has  The Authoritative List Of Lies Joe Biden Has Told As President: 250 And Counting and Falling Household Income Numbers Show How ‘Bidenflation’ Has Hit Americans’ Wallets. Matt Margolis at PJM says a Huge New Bidenomics Fail Threatens Joe Biden’s 2024 Campaign "According to a report from ABC News, the poverty rate in the United States increased in 2022 — the first increase in 13 years." Democrats like poor people, whose votes they harvest. Olivia Murray at Am Think reports Joe Biden announces executive action to create the new Climate Corps. 

President Biden is announcing a new initiative to train young people in high-demand skills for jobs in the clean energy economy. The American Climate Corps will put a new generation of Americans to work conserving our lands and waters, bolstering community resilience, advancing environmental justice, deploying clean energy, implementing energy efficient technologies, and tackling climate change. American Climate Corps members will gain the skills necessary to access good-paying jobs that are aligned with high-quality employment opportunities after they complete their paid training or service program.

Think a million Greta Thunbergs coming to "fix" your lifestyle.

At NYPo, Fashion designer reunited with clothes allegedly stolen by non-binary ex-Biden official Sam Brinton claims they are not ‘either wearable or saleable’. "Attorneys Peter Hansen and Ben Akech noted that his client last week filed a lawsuit against Brinton, who is non-binary and uses “they/them” pronouns, to be reimbursed for “the stolen items, the larger business harm done to her by the theft, and the public subordination of her business brand to Mr. Brinton’s personal brand,” he continued. “Mr. Brinton’s theft wrongfully put Asyakhamsin [sic] in a bind. She could watch her stolen designs be used and celebrated without attribution to her, or she could call out the wrongful taking, but then watch both her and her work be publicly linked to Mr. Brinton without her consent,” the lawyers continued, repeatedly referring to Brinton as a man." Donate them to the Smithsonian as a political exhibit. Ace, Surprise! Police Find African Fashion Designer's Stolen Clothes In Home of Former Biden Top Nuclear Security Official and "Puppy Play" Pervert Sam Brinton "I don't get it -- how did the clothes stolen from the airport get into Sam Brinton's house?!?! And who the F*CK smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House?!!"

Power Line's John Hinderacker on John Fetterman, Clothes Make the Man. "I think Fetterman is analogous to Caligula’s horse. Suetonius relates that Caligula planned to appoint his horse Incitatus to the position of consul, but was assassinated before the appointment could be made. Why would Caligula name his horse consul? In order to insult and humiliate senators and other elites." Capt. Ed at Hat Hair, "Perhaps more accurately, Fetterman is analogous to Caligula’s horse’s ass. Otherwise, this is spot-on."

Hat Hair's Jazz Shaw notices Ray Epps finally charged in J6 riot. Ace, There Were So Many Paid FBI Agents/Informants/Provocateurs at the January 6th Fedsurrection that the FBI "Lost Track" of Them All and Had to Perform an Audit to Figure Out How Many Paid Ringers It Had at the Staged Event, "Perfect. Perfect. Perfect." 

Rep. @RepThomasMassie questions Merrick Garland on Ray Epps: "You indicted him on a misdemeanors and meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison. You're putting people away for 20 years for merely filming. Some weren't even there but you got the guy on video saying go into the… pic.twitter.com/iCoDCIl0fQ

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 20, 2023

At the Wombat's In The Mailbox: 09.20.23 (Morning Edition) Don Surber says Biden needs to drop charges against Trump. “They know now they woefully failed to Blagojevich DJT.” At the Messenger, Pro-Trump Lawyer Lin Wood Says He ‘Didn’t Flip’ on Former President in Georgia "Fulton County DA Fani Willis named Wood as one of the 'witnesses for the state' as she preps for one or more RICO trials"“I didn’t flip on President Trump. That’s just pure nonsense,” Wood told the local news outlet. “I wouldn’t have any knowledge to flip on him.” 

At NYPo, ‘Gender Queer’ author reacts to Sen. John Kennedy’s viral reading of sexually explicit passages from book “It keeps being called a children’s book. Senator Kennedy implied it was a children’s book. But I think that’s coming from a misreading of the comic book form. ‘Gender Queer’ is a comic, and in full color, but that doesn’t mean it’s for children. I originally wrote it for my parents, and then for older teens who were already asking these questions about themselves. I don’t recommend this book for kids.” So why does it keep winding up in middle school libraries?

Tyler O'Neil at Da Signal reports Virginia Tech DEI Director’s Effort to Oppose Pro-Youngkin School Board Candidates May Have Crossed a Line "A diversity, equity, and inclusion officer at a leading university in southwestern Virginia may have violated her school’s policy by using work email to forward a message slamming conservative school board candidates as “hateful” and urging readers to canvass for the candidates’ opponents shortly before early voting begins. One school board member targeted in the forwarded email told The Daily Signal that she is considering a lawsuit."

At the Wombat's In The Mailbox: 09.20.23 (Morning Edition), Twitchy: Roseanne Knocks Self-Righteous George Takei Down A Few Pegs, Louder With Crowder: Corporate sellout Howard Stern lashes out at Lauren Boebert for showing too much t*tty. Yes, THAT Howard Stern!

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