She Will Be Missed

Congress hasn't been this much fun since Fanne Fox took a dip in the Tidal Basin in the company of Chairman of Ways and Means Wilbur Mills. Stacy McCain: Naked Bisexual Democrat Katie Hill Announces Resignation from Congress

Bad news for me — I was getting awesome traffic out of this story:

Freshman Rep. Katie Hill is resigning from Congress after facing allegations of inappropriate sexual relationships with staffers in her office and on her congressional campaign, according to two Democratic sources.
“It is with a broken heart that today I announce my resignation from Congress. This is the hardest thing I have ever had to do, but I believe it is the best thing for my constituents, my community and our country,” Hill wrote in a letter announcing the news after it was first reported by POLITICO.
“This is what needs to happen so that the good people who supported me will no longer be subjected to the pain inflicted by my abusive husband and the brutality of hateful political operatives who seem to happily provide a platform to a monster who is driving a smear campaign built around cyber exploitation,” she added.
Hill did not specify a resignation date in her letter but multiple people with knowledge of her plans said she could step aside as soon as Nov. 1.

Got that? She’s the victim of a “smear campaign” by an “abusive husband” and “hateful political operatives,” and never mind her drunkenness, her mental illness or her sexual affairs with staffers both male and female. Her constitutional rights as a crazy alcoholic bisexual are being infringed! Now she has to quit her $174,000-a-year job as a member of Congress and go back to California to smoke her bong naked.

See you around, cupcake. Have a nice life.

Sundance at CTH:  Katie Hill, The Openly Bisexual Clothing-Optional Democrat Congressional Rep, Announces Resignation…

The bisexual congressional representative who enjoyed multi-partner naked office exploits with her bong-smoking staff has decided to resign from office.


Also, beware of anyone in DC selling cheap ‘slightly used’ congressional office furniture. Just sayin’.

It is California, so there is no reasonable hope of getting a good Congresscritter, so you might as well get a fun one.

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