Rule 5 Saturday - Katy Perry

"I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11," the 26-year-old told Rolling Stone magazine in an interview for their June 24 issue. "And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, 'Please, stop, God. I can't see my feet anymore. Please stop!'

Thank God, he didn't listen.

"Someone in sixth grade called me 'Over-the-shoulder boulder holder,'" Katy -- who graces the magazine's cover wearing a Hershey's Kisses-inspired bra top - added. "I didn't know I could use them. So, what I did was, I started taping them down... probably until I was about 19."

She seems to have gotten a pretty good grasp on how to use them by now...

But she does look better with makeup...

While Katy challenges her detractors to take a look at the facts, she said she's aware that her fluffy pop songs are just that - fluffy pop songs!

"I'm not a dummy -- I know 'California Gurls' isn't going to save the world," she explained, referencing her 2010 hit with Snoop Dogg. "But I got a lot of heart from my upbringing and I put a lot of heart in my songs."

A California girl, born Katherine Elizabeth Hudson near Santa Barbara in 1984 in a religious family, she recorded a gospel album under her birth name in 2001.  But, fortunately for the rest of us, she grew up, and discovered sex, or at least simulated sex, and pop history was made.

In addition to girls, she seems to have a thing for Muppets, with well known flirtations with Elmo from Sesame Street (is he even legal age?), and Charles Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons (he certainly is!).





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A classic animated gif showing how images are maniputlated to make women (yes, and probably men too) look better than real life...

Thanks to Maggie at Maggie's Notebook for picking this up in her Rule 5 Post on Beatriz Barros.  Brother Ted appears to be working his way through the female cast of Firefly with his post on Zoe (aka Gina Torres).  And, as always, thanks to the Rule 5 Wombat at The Other McCain for his link to this post, and  Full Metal Patriot linked it with his Midweek Peek at Rachel Weisz.