The FinalStraw, Really

No, almost certainly not my final post on the anti-straw fad.



No, I don't want one, but if you want to virtue signal, go ahead and order it off my Amazon link. Suck responsibly!

I couldn't figure out who the mermaid is, yet, but the CEO is kind of a babe, Emma Rose Cohen:

Wombat has Rule 5 Sunday: Cheryl Ann Tweedy working toward your amusement and education.