He May Have a Point

Exorcist claims 'beautiful women' are more likely to be possessed by evil demons

An Islamic exorcist has made the bizarre claim that beautiful women are more likely to be possessed by evil spirits.

Mallam Luthfi Jamal-Baba, an Imam and exorcist from Ghana, west Africa, said that although men can be inhabited by 'jinns' (spirits), beautiful women are more prone to possession.

I mean, if you were going to possess someone, would you choose an ugly guy, a plain Jane or a beautiful babe? I think you would have more to gain from a beautiful babe. But the next question is, how do fix a demonic beautiful woman?

He said: “Some of the jinns are stubborn and when the victim is in a trance, they become violent and try to attack the exorcist during the exercise."

"When it happens that way, the victims are tied with a rope and sometimes chained to chairs to keep them calm."

Jamal-Baba says he recites verses from the Quran to exorcise believers and usually has assistants to pin the victims down when they get violent during the procedure.

Sounds pretty much like the Catholic version of an exorcism, except with a Koran instead of a Bible.

However, Mallam Mohammad, another exorcist believes that caning victims during exorcism gets the jinns out more quickly.

"The victims, at that moment, do not feel the pain. The jinns are the ones who feel the pain and it is at this moment, together with the Quranic recitation, that they flee," Mohammad said.

 But there's always a skeptic.

Mr Nuworza Kugbey, a clinical psychologist at the Guidance and Counselling Placement Centre at the University of Ghana, said the symptoms are likely to be related to psychotic disorders.

“These are disorders that can be treated with both medication and psychotherapy,” Mr Kugbey said.

That's what we need, better medicated, more centered, beautiful demonesses walking among us.

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