This is Why He's the Instapundit

Look how elegantly he finds the central conceit in the article by Stacy McCain, about the childless lesbian barrista who would tell us how to raise our children:

YOU KNOW, I FULLY EXPECT TO SEE STACY MCCAIN publish a book on gender theory at some point in the near future. “Perhaps you didn’t notice that she used the phrase ‘our kids,’ although Dana Sitar has no children herself, so that her use of the first-person plural implies that this feminist coffee-shop waitress is asserting her proprietary interest in your kids.”

I read that article too, wanted to post something and just didn't didn't see a convenient hook.